Divorced 40 something Woman likes sex. Is this okay????

[Clarky cat]

What's your pre-conquest hygiene routine bud?

Baby wipe, cigarette, GOT forum. In no particular order.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Because i'd only just met her? And because I wasn't aware of her hygiene standards? And I wasn't aware of her sexual kinks? Yes, I was young so less experienced.

Good hygiene should be a prerequisite for sexual engagement.

Anyway, If she had trimmed her nails, showered first and used some lube, I may have unclenched. I'll never know...

Why did she need to shower to finger your bum?

 

[Clarky cat]

Why did she need to shower to finger your bum?

So she could clean his precious. I also wondered why he was so keen she showered before the finger to bum action but it didn’t seem to be an issue for full intercourse and the exchange of actual bodily fluids.
Don Juan is no scientist

 

[Rita_Poon]

One way of marking cards...

 

[Clarky cat]

One way of marking cards...

The Ace hole? Anyway, back to this 40 something lady. Bang as many men as you want ffs, just make sure you clean and trim your fingernails first for the young bucks

 

[Tipp blue]

Sounds like she just has sex.

"I’ve had so much fun and, to be honest, more and better sex than ever before – with a few different men. But the more fun I have, the more I seem to be involuntarily asking myself “Is this okay?” which makes me feel weird and as though I’m doing something wrong. Am I?

Here you go...


Dear A&E,
My ex-husband and I divorced three years ago after 15 years of marriage. The children split their time between us and it’s not as awful as I thought it would be. Last year I thought I’d try Hinge – not because I am particularly looking for a life partner, but because, having married at 24, I wanted to give casual dating a go. I’ve had so much fun and, to be honest, more and better sex than ever before – with a few different men. But the more fun I have, the more I seem to be involuntarily asking myself “Is this okay?” which makes me feel weird and as though I’m doing something wrong. Am I?

– Unsure

Think she's shagged two blokes. It is a Telegraph reader, after all.

Pass, she'd have to be willing to give and receive Golden showers, that's the least filthy she'd have to be, it just goes down hill from there.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Pass, she'd have to be willing to give and receive Golden showers, that's the least filthy she'd have to be, it just goes down hill from there.

If it's running uphill there might be a bigger issue...

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

I've had a few older women in my time; some good experiences and some bad.

Most notable was when I was 25-ish and she was ten years older. I was seduced and invited back to her house. It was fun but she kept biting me... trying to be sexy, and trying to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. She had sharp nails.

This was late on a Saturday night, and I turned up for Sunday league football the next day looking rather disheveled and covered in love bites. Still, it wasn't far to walk and she gave me a sleeve of fags. Small wins.

You are a Zatara multi.

 

[verreauxi]

I met this 40yr old and she was a Japanese-Iraq mixed old belly dancer. She showed up with her Manc mate and punched me in the heart. Failing on that, she tried to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. This all took place on a bus. I was in fishnets, black lippy and mascara. She wanted to take my picture but I was naked with an Iraqi-Japanese belly dancer who was trying to stick her finger up my bum. It wasn't a big deal. She saw an attractive Goth at the bus stn. Asked if she could take my pic, I said no, end of story. Since my spirituality I see this a lot in society. Better change soon, can't cope me lad especially with the missus working from home full time barely have time alone for a wank these days.

 

[COYBL25]

I met this 40yr old and she was a Japanese-Iraq mixed old belly dancer. She showed up with her Manc mate and punched me in the heart. Failing on that, she tried to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. This all took place on a bus. I was in fishnets, black lippy and mascara. She wanted to take my picture but I was naked with an Iraqi-Japanese belly dancer who was trying to stick her finger up my bum. It wasn't a big deal. She saw an attractive Goth at the bus stn. Asked if she could take my pic, I said no, end of story. Since my spirituality I see this a lot in society. Better change soon, can't cope me lad especially with the missus working from home full time barely have time alone for a wank these days.

Well, this is definitely the right way to start the day.

 

[Billy Dean]

I've had a few older women in my time; some good experiences and some bad.

Most notable was when I was 25-ish and she was ten years older. I was seduced and invited back to her house. It was fun but she kept biting me... trying to be sexy, and trying to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. She had sharp nails.

This was late on a Saturday night, and I turned up for Sunday league football the next day looking rather disheveled and covered in love bites. Still, it wasn't far to walk and she gave me a sleeve of fags. Small wins.

Best post I've read on here in a long while

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

She's attractive.
But a blind man on a galloping horse on a foggy day would say she's lying about her age....

 

[Rita_Poon]

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She's attractive.
But a blind man on a galloping horse on a foggy day would say she's lying about her age....

What's the horse doing later?

 

[Yarrgh]

What date does the new season start?

42 apparently.