Do you love your pet more than your partner/significant other?

[ClausThomsen]

On balance Mrs CT wins. She has yet to scoff an entire raw turkey while I'm out then crap all over the kitchen floor.....yet.

 

[ste d' indica]

Wotcha have for tea?

Boot up the arse if she reads this.

 

[JLW]

Could you roar at ye missus and kick her out in the garden for farting, then when you let her back in she would forget about it and sit on your knee and cuddle up to ye.
No she wouldnt, a dog would.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

On balance Mrs CT wins. She has yet to scoff an entire raw turkey while I'm out then crap all over the kitchen floor.....yet.

Cracking up at this hahahaha

 

[magicjuan]

Reckon this is where the weirdo tells us he's bumming a cat because it understands him better than his wife?

Jumping to conclusions there, maybe he's a bummee not a bumm-er?

 

[trueblue84]

 

[The binman chronicles]

Yes.

And we don't have any pets.

Was going to write the same thing. Do inanimate objects count?

 

[ste d' indica]

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Good god man, I didn't need that kind of horror to start my weekend.

 

[ste d' indica]

Could you roar at ye missus and kick her out in the garden for farting, then when you let her back in she would forget about it and sit on your knee and cuddle up to ye.
No she wouldnt, a dog would.

No, I couldn't do that with her.


We ain't got a garden either...

 

[maccavennie]

100% my missus loves our dog more than me. I'm just here, like an inconvenience whilst the dog is treated like royalty.

The dog doesn't have keys to the garage though and my record collection so I'm the winner!!!! Please tell me I am!

 

[Clarky cat]

I always wondered who found out that a cow could get up the stairs but not down because of their knee joints. When the “significant other“ is away…

 

[tommye]

I always wondered who found out that a cow could get up the stairs but not down because of their knee joints. When the “significant other“ is away…

That was @Milk

 

[Clarky cat]

That was @Milk

Video or gtfo

 

[Clarky cat]

 

[Littlesue]

When I split up with my ex 6 years back I had to move back in with me Mom, she was allergic to cats so he had to go to a cat rescue, I was more upset loosing the cat than the ex.