Do you love your pet more than your partner/significant other?

[Rita_Poon]

Not going to lie, aftrer 40 odd years the wife doesn’t care where I am, who I’m with , or when I get back. The dog on the other hand goes mental if I go for a piss

So aim at the porcelain instead of the floor!

 

[Moomin]

Not going to lie, aftrer 40 odd years the wife doesn’t care where I am, who I’m with , or when I get back. The dog on the other hand goes mental if I go for a piss

It's pure love from the dogs.

So happy to see you no matter what time it is! the wife has been fuming when i rock up at 4am

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Went to Chesire oaks today with my mrs and our pug…. Both equally annoying and turning the day into an excruciating experience which could have been over in less than an hour if I’d gone on my own.

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She's beautiful......

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The absolute devastation and grief at losing a canine member of the family

 

[SerenityNigh]

Would you have your first born male pet circumcised?

Worse

 

[BlueInNZ]

Until my Mrs can scamper round my back yard like Blue then she's coming in 2nd place.

 

[Sadken]

I love next doors dog more than me missus.

 

[john jako]

Genuine story this.

Just got out the shower and heard my lad shouting ‘he’s trying to pull my trousers down’ and ‘get off’.

I ran on the bedroom bollocky buff expecting to scrap with a Scottish Jimmy saville. However the puppy had managed to get the lad on the floor and try to pull his pants down.

How da fuk can I love a noncey dog more than a Scottish wife?

 

[the golden visionary]

Yep

 

[notrevE5]

Genuine story this.

Just got out the shower and heard my lad shouting ‘he’s trying to pull my trousers down’ and ‘get off’.

I ran on the bedroom bollocky buff expecting to scrap with a Scottish Jimmy saville. However the puppy had managed to get the lad on the floor and try to pull his pants down.

How da fuk can I love a noncey dog more than a Scottish wife?

admittingly some dogs can have "a bit too much love in them"