2020/21 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[PhilM]

He has a masters in mathematics. That means he's qualified to select the matches he wants. Science bish

 

[Goat]

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So now he scores 1 in 100.

Nice maths mutant.

 

[Prevenger17]

16 in 29 in the Premier League is a more than adequate return. He scores better than a goal every other game and that includes a spell when he struggled with injuries.

Thats only if you count every PL game he's played this season. If you had a masters in mathematics, you would know that only the last 18 games count

 

[Goat]

Finger and ignore, the best way.

 

[Nymzee]

1 goal in 45 mins.

1 in 45.

Dreadful striker.

 

[DanB90]

Maths was accurate, 5 in 18 = 1 in more than every 3. Maybe start in reading classes then the maths ones.

Hello mate. Couldn’t help but notice that since you joined up, you’ve only ever commented in:

The Iwobi thread, the Delph thread, the Holgate thread, the Josh King thread and the Calvert-Lewin thread.

All with not very nice things to say about these players.

Why are you so against these players in particular?

 

[DL100]

this stance will not bring u erections buddy. good soccer from mr calvert so far.

Soccer. Ok.

 

[Tubey]

Please tell me you can read where I said "5 in his last 18 premier league games after a purple patch". Taking out statistical anomalies like the purple patch is standard in the world of mathematical statistics. They teach you this at about 13 years of age.

Makes absolutely no sense. You're arbitrarily deciding that a 'purple patch' is an anomaly in a young footballer based on nothing.

Maybe the 5 in 18 is the anomaly. You don't know either way. Fact is he's improving year on year in terms of his goal output and contribution to the side. He's been fantastic this season.

 

[nsno-chris]

Hello mate. Couldn’t help but notice that since you joined up, you’ve only ever commented in:

The Iwobi thread, the Delph thread, the Holgate thread and the Calvert-Lewin thread.

All with not very nice things to say about these players.

Why are you so against these players in particular?

Has he started on Moise Kean yet

 

[Prevenger17]

Hello mate. Couldn’t help but notice that since you joined up, you’ve only ever commented in:

The Iwobi thread, the Delph thread, the Holgate thread and the Calvert-Lewin thread.

All with not very nice things to say about these players.

Why are you so against these players in particular?

Oh looooooool

 

[messymascot]

Thats only if you count every PL game he's played this season. If you had a masters in mathematics, you would know that only the last 18 games count

I humbly apologise must not let real figures get in the way of anti DCL propaganda. If only I had a masters in mathematics.

 

[mill]

Hello mate. Couldn’t help but notice that since you joined up, you’ve only ever commented in:

The Iwobi thread, the Delph thread, the Holgate thread, the Josh King thread and the Calvert-Lewin thread.

All with not very nice things to say about these players.

Why are you so against these players in particular?

They are all bad at maths.

 

[chrissyjack]

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Another week , another idiot

 

[DanB90]

Has he started on Moise Kean yet

Won’t be long I’m sure. I missed Josh King off the list initially too.

 

[Sharpattack]

Good goal. That has to be his first one on one. Great stuff