2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Brennan]

I’m not one to judge somebody by their name but, Ricky Spong ?

 

[Nymzee]

There's a Jack Spong at Brighton. Scored twice to beat our U23's. Of course.

 

[Carlito]

Whatever the case, I'm sure it'll transpire that he was framed by hard-working, middle-aged Park End patriarchs.

And it was Tyrone Spong up in Court 3, I'd see if he fancied marking Chris Wood on Thursday.

 

[Magnifico1988]

He’s in court for crimes against fashion.

 

[Littlesue]

"That wasn't in the hamper"

Shut ya legs you little slut

 

[cronullasharks]

He’s in court for crimes against fashion.

Was he arrested by the fashion police?

ahaHaAhaAHAahaHAhA

 

[Duncan Donuts]

Handbags

 

[royalbalou]

Loitering without intent at Spurs

 

[Dixieslaces]

He's up with Spong!!!

Welcome

 

[Dixieslaces]

He’s in court for crimes against fashion.

Jesus wept

 

[CharliePotato]

Hope Michael Keane is not the defence then or he’s going down.

He will get life if that’s the case.

 

[TheNinja]

Cringey in here like...

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Amazon really have missed a trick not filming us this season.

We're more likely to be on bloody Crimewatch at this rate.

 

[AdamEFC]

Anyone made a joke about crimes against fashion yet?

 

[Street end man]

Anyone made a joke about crimes against fashion yet?

Not seen one so far but wouldn't be surprised if it happens. The Park end fans still wear slacks and pulloverslol

I do hope he goes down for a few years though and lets Rondon get on doing what he's what he's good at