2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[HatemOrLoveHim]

Everton til I cry

The Sunderland one is some of the best comedy drama I’ve ever watched, if it wasn’t witnessed in real life you’d think it was beyond far fetched.

 

[gonetomorrow]

"You are charged with wearing a dressing gown and high heeled pointy shoes in public.
How do you plead?"

 

[Curtis]

Amazon really have missed a trick not filming us this season.

If I wanted to check out a depressing film about a bunch of losers I'd watch trainspotting

 

[Christophe1]

Welcome

Direct response to the new post with the times my friend, nice try though

 

[evertony]

I’m not one to judge somebody by their name but, Ricky Spong ?

Roger Tweedles step-brother.

 

[HeltSkelt]

Judge will give him a dressing down

 

[luuk_deventer]

Apparently he is being charged with animal cruelty.

He keeps dressing his koi carp in weird designer clothes and photographing them.

Dom commented “It’s like shooting fish in apparel”

 

[blue to the bone]

Heard he was caught speeding on a skate board

 

[Littlesue]

It is speeding

 

[Toast]

It is speeding

Boooo

 

[Toffeepot]

At least someone connected with the club will get a few points

 

[GoldenToffee]

It is speeding

Heard there was a sale at Claire's Accessories and couldn't get there quick enough.

 

[Toffeepot]

Like vultures the lot. DCL's goals papered over the cracks last season and we finally got our hands on 20-goal a season striker again. Few bad injuries this season hampering performance and the fans going gung-ho for his exit.

yup...we are a massive pulsating blob of contradiction

 

[RomanReigns]

Can he transfer his points to the club?

 

[Double Negative]

Judge will give him a dressing gown

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