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2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

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Heard a good joke earlier lads about DCL getting more points than Everton hahahahahahahaha Or something along those lines, do you get it though? Cos we haven't accumulated many points lately?!?! lollhahlaglaolsalllololhahsolmao

Almost as funny as the divvies that point out how many times they've seen the same joke hahahaha Good times lads.
Well apparently, Everton have had more players appear in court (4) than Premier League wins since September (3).
 
so he misses todays training FFS Everton that !!!. At least his sick period must be over lol / it cant be Covid.
He was training he never appeared in court, his solicitor did the business in court for him, if he had pleaded guilty in the first place he would only have got done for a lot less than the £900 he’s got to cough up now.
 

My nephew is a Roads Policing Garda on a motorcycle. Their approach is very sensible. They are not out to do anyone but clowns who endanger others deserve what they get.

I will hold my hand up, when I was younger I drove too fast.

Thankfully no accidents. Now I am a boring pensioner but absolutely stick to the speed limits. As I have aged I ask what is the flipping hurry?
Yes better being ten minutes late in this world than ten years early in the next one!!
 
My nephew is a Roads Policing Garda on a motorcycle. Their approach is very sensible. They are not out to do anyone but clowns who endanger others deserve what they get.

I will hold my hand up, when I was younger I drove too fast.

Thankfully no accidents. Now I am a boring pensioner but absolutely stick to the speed limits. As I have aged I ask what is the flipping hurry?

Weird isn’t it ? When you’re young and have many years ahead , you take risks and do stupid things that can endanger your life … as you get older and have less to lose … you become safe and boring.

Should take is slow when your young and start driving like a lunatic when you hit 85 years of age … would be more logical
 

My nephew is a Roads Policing Garda on a motorcycle. Their approach is very sensible. They are not out to do anyone but clowns who endanger others deserve what they get.
There’s Hob (traffic police) over here who do take glee out of dishing out trashing offences, but equally you have many who are doing a rightful job.

Personally, the biggest bugbear for me is those who park near schools or traffic lights. I saw a child run over on Rose Lane because of such an offence.

NEA, I’d fine people all day for it.

Well if he wasn’t in court he should have been.
Why? If he’s pleading guilty, his lawyer can offer mitigation.
 
Should take is slow when your young and start driving like a lunatic when you hit 85 years of age … would be more logical

I remember when I was 19 and started a job, there was an old lady with purple hair. She was the spitting image of Phyllis Pearce from Coronation Street. The first day driving back, I was doing 60 in a 60 zone, looked in my rearview to see this tiny car overtaking cars one by one. Thinking "whose this idiot" then when the car was finally behind me, I saw the hair and realized it was the old lady. She wasted no time in overtaking me. Never laughed so much in my life and since at someone driving like a lunatic, it was surreal.
 

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