You can buy pills for that useless button mushroom penis you have you know. It’s not all anger.
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You can buy pills for that useless button mushroom penis you have you know. It’s not all anger.
Never known an England said to pick two players who struggle to play the team in a world cup - at least DCL was Injured ......
If he breaks down again this season I read for him in the future.....
Oddball
Player Valuation: £20m
Is that to get Dom into some proper literature instead of him only looking at fashion magazines?
Jimmy Grimble
Player Valuation: £20m
Honestly?
This had better not be medicine man quack fake doctor nonsense. You've really got my hopes up. I'm glued to the shopping channels now.
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Where do I get the pills and what can I expect to happen?
Don't go for any pills mate, I bought some to make mine smaller and they were crap, waste of money
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Maybe if Everton recommence playing with a series of victorious thrilling conquests, that might rejuvenate my ailing member?
Another injury and I'd say he's just a model to be fair.
You first.
Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £30m
Is this bozo going to be fit for our next match?
Shaun the Blue
Player Valuation: £225k
Has he retired? There’s an article in the Times regarding the replacements for Harry Kane in the England team. Rashford, Wilson, Toney, Abraham and Watkins are mentioned but not a peep about DCL. Mind you it’s by that Cascarino who is a Kopite so no great surprise
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
What's the point in mentioning him though? He can't stay fit for Everton let alone lead the line for England. Needs to spend some time getting back in the groove for us first for at least a season or two imo, then worry about the national team further down the line.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
If every IQ point of Cascarino equated to a 1 metre length of projectile vomit, you'd be sick on your shoes.
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