2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Nymzee]

He played a part in the world cup even though he didn't go. His was one of the regular awful adverts on ITV throughout the tournament, showing off his "fashionable" clothes.

You can buy pills for that useless button mushroom penis you have you know. It’s not all anger.

 

[Joey66]

He played a part in the world cup even though he didn't go. His was one of the regular awful adverts on ITV throughout the tournament, showing off his "fashionable" clothes.

Never known an England said to pick two players who struggle to play the team in a world cup - at least DCL was Injured ......
If he breaks down again this season I read for him in the future.....

 

[Oddball]

Never known an England said to pick two players who struggle to play the team in a world cup - at least Dominic Calvert-Lewin was Injured ......
If he breaks down again this season I read for him in the future.....

Is that to get Dom into some proper literature instead of him only looking at fashion magazines?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

You can buy pills for that useless button mushroom penis you have you know. It’s not all anger.

Honestly?
This had better not be medicine man quack fake doctor nonsense. You've really got my hopes up. I'm glued to the shopping channels now.

 

[everton1953]

Where do I get the pills and what can I expect to happen?

 

[Street end man]

Where do I get the pills and what can I expect to happen?

Don't go for any pills mate, I bought some to make mine smaller and they were crap, waste of moneylol

 

[everton1953]

Maybe if Everton recommence playing with a series of victorious thrilling conquests, that might rejuvenate my ailing member?

 

[davek]

GET OUT OF EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB YOU FRAUD!

 

[PhilRegan]

Another injury and I'd say he's just a model to be fair.

 

[tommye]

Wonder what the odds were on someone typing ailing member and Davek posting next?

 

[Goat]

GET OUT OF EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB YOU FRAUD!

You first.

 

[Sharpattack]

Is this bozo going to be fit for our next match?

 

[Shaun the Blue]

Has he retired? There’s an article in the Times regarding the replacements for Harry Kane in the England team. Rashford, Wilson, Toney, Abraham and Watkins are mentioned but not a peep about DCL. Mind you it’s by that Cascarino who is a Kopite so no great surprise

 

[Simon Buttle]

Has he retired? There’s an article in the Times regarding the replacements for Harry Kane in the England team. Rashford, Wilson, Toney, Abraham and Watkins are mentioned but not a peep about Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Mind you it’s by that Cascarino who is a Kopite so no great surprise

What's the point in mentioning him though? He can't stay fit for Everton let alone lead the line for England. Needs to spend some time getting back in the groove for us first for at least a season or two imo, then worry about the national team further down the line.

 

[Yarrgh]

Has he retired? There’s an article in the Times regarding the replacements for Harry Kane in the England team. Rashford, Wilson, Toney, Abraham and Watkins are mentioned but not a peep about Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Mind you it’s by that Cascarino who is a Kopite so no great surprise

If every IQ point of Cascarino equated to a 1 metre length of projectile vomit, you'd be sick on your shoes.