2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[MikeH72]

He’s gone again hasn’t he.

 

[maccavennie]

A poem about DCL written by maccavennie and performed by maccavennie

My love for you will never waver
Though you are built like a dodgy Quaver
Oh Dom my love I wish I could fix
The issues that make you Mr Weetabix

The end

Love you Dom, call me x

 

[kev101]

For god's sake Everton, let it go! he's not a football player.

 

[golfyboy]

He’s gone again hasn’t he.

No ,saw him on his electric trimmer advert.Looked in great shape, ready for the Wolves,the fight to stay up.

 

[PhilM]

A poem about Dominic Calvert-Lewin written by maccavennie and performed by maccavennie

My love for you will never waver
Though you are built like a dodgy Quaver
Oh Dom my love I wish I could fix
The issues that make you Mr Weetabix

The end

Love you Dom, call me x

You scored a lovely goal against Palace,
While your porno shorts hardly covered your phallus,
Your legs not being weetabix is something we crave,
But you prefer to model and shave.

 

[maccavennie]

You scored a lovely goal against Palace,
While your porno shorts hardly covered your phallus,
Your legs not being weetabix is something we crave,
But you prefer to model and shave.

I like it Phil, one more and I think we've got enough quality content to release a Christmas poems special edition.

 

[PhilM]

I like it Phil, one more and I think we've got enough quality content to release a Christmas poems special edition.

Some people say your intentions are shady,
Because you've enjoyed dressing as a lady,
Dear @Bungle enjoys the thought of your bunghole,
Oh Dom, my love, please score another goal.

 

[Nymzee]

He’s gone again hasn’t he.

Again? Was his injury a secret or something?

 

[MikeH72]

Again? Was his injury a secret or something?

Has he had another one over this break? Best to double check before you answer this.

 

[GoldenToffee]

He'll be back for the start of school term in his best new clobber received over Christmas.

 

[Nymzee]

Has he had another one over this break? Best to double check before you answer this.

Well he was injured, is injured, and likely still will be injured for a little while longer. Not sure why people thought he’d be fit now? Lampard is only hopeful he’d be fit for Boxing Day, 8 days away, so it seems on track.

 

[MikeH72]

Well he was injured, is injured, and likely still will be injured for a little while longer. Not sure why people thought he’d be fit now? Lampard is only hopeful he’d be fit for Boxing Day, 8 days away, so it seems on track.

I mean I saw he was training the other day and now according to this thread he isn’t.

 

[PhilM]

I mean I saw he was training the other day and now according to this thread he isn’t.

He was shown turning up at FF to go to the gym; he was clearly shown a mere two days ago to not be participating in general first team training.

It’s all on the Everton YouTube channel.

 

[MikeH72]

He was shown turning up at FF to go to the gym; he was clearly shown a mere two days ago to not be participating in general first team training.

It’s all on the Everton YouTube channel.

Sound, I go out of my way to not watch any training videos or club media at all and rely on this forum for my information so thank you for clearing that up for me frönd.

 

[Nymzee]

I mean I saw he was training the other day and now according to this thread he isn’t.

No you didn’t. You saw him in the FF gym.