Pat Butcher
Player Valuation: £10m
One season wonder
Get Dyche in 442 will sort him out
Get Dyche in 442 will sort him out
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ZissouBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Not fit, but we have no other choice. Shameful from the club.
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I think he’s checked out. Probably wanted to go for the last season or so. Plus the injuries he keeps getting. Not sure I’m expecting much from him any more.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Can’t remember him doing that once last night.
Their two centre halves didn’t have to move, probably their easiest game all season.
james_v02
Player Valuation: £950k
Gone after the season long injury. It happens to pro footballers when you don't get regular games for more than 1 year and he was also injured at the start of the season.
Not sure why the club put so much faith in him despite that long injury. Not many players in this world is able to come back as themselves after so long. There are way more professional footballers disappear after such long injury than those who manage to comeback.
At this point, we're better off starting Ellis Simms or Tom Cannon - just like how DCL started many games when we didn't get Lukkaku's replacement.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
It's not the injury it's him, he's never been a "good" footballer, he was a handful... Now he's just a lazy gobshite
Hes an empty shirt. A 6 month guy.
Mathieubleucoyb
Player Valuation: £8m
Dyche is not saving us I’m 100%
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
It's a lovely shirt, though. Haute couture.
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
But even in that spell he had under ancelotti his movement wasnt great. Nothings really changed. Unless you are supplying him with crosses to get his head on to then he is quite an average player who doesnt pull defenders out of position.
Marcus bent and andy johnson did that job for Everton very well in a team that wasnt fantastic.
Thing is aswell everyone outside of Everton thinks he's intergal to Everton. You can tell straight away they dont watch us much.
BigDuncTributeBand
Player Valuation: £25m
Mission Impossible playing upfront for us - prime Haaland wouldn’t get a touch or look like scoring a goal in this team. Graveyard shift.
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
I think he another player we have hyped up.
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
It is. But marcus bent played up front for Everton on his own. Worked his socks off. Span and run channels. Dragged defenders out of position.
If you havent got the talent in midfield you need a willing runner up front at least. Calvert lewin isnt fit enough to do that most of the time and even when fit he's not that type.
If no wingers/fullbacks crossing to him then he's virtually offering nothing.
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