2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[maccavennie]

I actually don’t even understand the big deal. If he was a 30 goal a year striker I would get it but he nets about ten a year and also takes out pen’s.

I get he’s big and wins headers but surly Simms can do that. Maupay being 5 foot isn’t going to do that. I can’t see why we simply can’t put Simms up there.

Simms can't do that. He's not a target man, he doesn't win many headers, doesn't bring others into play. Simms game comes alive when he's 1 on 1 with the keeper (brilliant finisher in the main) and in and around the box he can sniff out a goal.

He's a million miles away from what a fit DCL provides. They all are.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

This thread always delivers. Always.

Edit: the post above by @Admiral Ackbar is a case in point.

Dom needs to take responsibility for his career or the club is sunk.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Dom needs to take responsibility for his career or the club is sunk.

Yes mate. Any thoughts on how he could most effectively take control and self actualize for the greater glory of Everton FC?

 

[Toffeeslam]

Is he out for the weekend again ?

 

[GoldenToffee]

Is he out for the weekend again ?

Yep. More vague comments from Dyche refusing to say whether he's available or not, which clearly means he's nowhere near it. Not shown in any training clips for weeks tells its own story.

 

[APN_EFC]

Yes mate. Any thoughts on how he could most effectively take control and self actualize for the greater glory of Everton FC?

Looks like he needs to manifest away his injury troubles and ask the universe to provide him with assists.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Looks like he needs to manifest away his injury troubles and ask the universe to provide him with assists.

Yes I thought that too.

Unfortunately it's not in his horoscope.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

I actually don’t even understand the big deal. If he was a 30 goal a year striker I would get it but he nets about ten a year and also takes out pen’s.

I get he’s big and wins headers but surly Simms can do that. Maupay being 5 foot isn’t going to do that. I can’t see why we simply can’t put Simms up there.

Are you being serious?

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Just play him on Sunday. If he breaks down for the season, then frankly, so what. Lose it and we are done anyway.

(Even if we eased him back in a month he’ll still get injured anyway.)

Easy saying that. It's either rest now and hope he gets fit for the run in our keep playing him to the point where he's completely written off for certain. The medical staff should have the data to make an informed decision on this.

 

[Bluemersey]

Looks like he needs to manifest away his injury troubles and ask the universe to provide him with assists.

I think he's been in therapy sessions with yuri geller all week, would explain why he'd not been seen in training

 

[TommyDavo]

Yes mate. Any thoughts on how he could most effectively take control and self actualize for the greater glory of Everton FC?

Self actualise? Jesus thought I had the full house in Current Affairs with conflate, false equivalence, coercive control etc.

 

[Clarky cat]

Are you being serious?

Have a look at the Pickford thread. Fella is on a mission for a crown of some sort or he’s a multi

 

[chippy1722]

Yep. More vague comments from Dyche refusing to say whether he's available or not, which clearly means he's nowhere near it. Not shown in any training clips for weeks tells its own story.

It appeases the fans more if they say week after week, he is close, rather than he’s out for x months.

 

[Bez2k2k]

Have a look at the Pickford thread. Fella is on a mission for a crown of some sort or he’s a multi

Shhhh

 

[KieronH28]

Looked okay at the Lanzarote festival last week. My old fella just sent that after their holiday last week