2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Ferguson1878]

Oh dear, fans booing because a guy who’s often injured, gets injured on his return and we were in the relegation zone and no replacement to come on.

Why does it have to be over analysed as some kind of woke coffee morning (or tea if you prefer).
The world has gone mad.

there’s plenty of that on here people go out there way to make a big deal thing out of something no matter how silly it is , iv heard subconscious racist subconscious homophobia some one joking round suggested a visiting fan should visit the lisbon and got told it was thinly veiled homophobia !

 

[mikew1878]

Im sure a better lyricist than me can think of a song for dom to the tune of “just cant get enough” by depeche mode but what about..

When I see you Dominic, I go outta my head
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
all the things you do to me and the all the things you said
i just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
we slip and slide when you score a goal and I just can't seem to get enough Dom der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der

 

[chicoazul]

Is your Dad a farmer ? DCL has made a logical statement over the booing - IMO the whole team needed booing that game we were awful & the visiting fans paying hard-earned money to watch that humiliation of a game .....

You’re a walking stereotype Joseph. We can separate fans paying “hard-earned” money and booing an Everton for *checks notes* going off with a fractured cheekbone. I am of the camp however of booing often.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[dCahill17]

Funny enough the footballer in your user name gets up to far more nefarious activities but we’ll ignore all that.

Wrong again surprisingly I have my own values and ethics. I would treat everyone the same.

If you don’t have a value system you end up with people like Russell Brand and Phillip Schofield. I’m sure you love these useful idiots of the left, and encourage(d) these none traditional males. There is a mental health crisis amongst men, no wonder with role models like that.

Calvert Lewin I would like to show a role model of a strong family man, overcoming adversity not whoring himself out to a magazine for cheap attention without understanding the implications. We need more traditional role models for men. MSM is riddled with woke crap.

Goals for him: stay fit, score a winner in the derby, get to 100 goals for Everton, win a trophy with Everton, be a top role model and family man.

You have a value system of anything goes and no goals, unless getting balder, fatter and using more viagra is a goal

 

[chicoazul]

You have a value system of anything goes and no goals, unless getting balder, fatter and using more viagra is a goal

Is this isn’t a goal then I’m truly useless.

Good luck DCL and Beto. Score goals guys.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Wrong again surprisingly I have my own values and ethics. I would treat everyone the same.

If you don’t have a value system you end up with people like Russell Brand and Phillip Schofield. I’m sure you love these useful idiots of the left, and encourage(d) these none traditional males. There is a mental health crisis amongst men, no wonder with role models like that.

Calvert Lewin I would like to show a role model of a strong family man, overcoming adversity not whoring himself out to a magazine for cheap attention without understanding the implications. We need more traditional role models for men. MSM is riddled with woke crap.

Goals for him: stay fit, score a winner in the derby, get to 100 goals for Everton, win a trophy with Everton, be a top role model and family man.

You have a value system of anything goes and no goals, unless getting balder, fatter and using more viagra is a goal

… WTF just happened.

 

[Joey66]

You’re a walking stereotype Joseph. We can separate fans paying “hard-earned” money and booing an Everton for *checks notes* going off with a fractured cheekbone. I am of the camp however of booing often.

Booo

 

[ChesterBlue]

Wrong again surprisingly I have my own lack of values and ethics. I would hurl slurs at any minority.

Fixed it for you mate

 

[bicycleheader]

… WTF just happened.

Somebody once said good point to them in a pub 24 years ago and here we are, a terminator built purely of regurgitated talking points and hahahajustkiddings

 

[bicycleheader]

I like to think for myself, therefore I talk about what I want, how I want. And I don’t see how someones sexual preference is relevant in a debate because everyone is entitled to an opinion. I say that as a man with sexual preferences.

This is just gold, sounds like Alan Partridge. I can’t believe this wasn’t picked up on

 

[Nymzee]

I say that as a man with sexual preferences.

Purchasable?

 

[RomanReigns]

His mate Tom had a bad day at the office yesterday

 

[Marius57]

Wrong again surprisingly I have my own values and ethics. I would treat everyone the same.

If you don’t have a value system you end up with people like Russell Brand and Phillip Schofield. I’m sure you love these useful idiots of the left, and encourage(d) these none traditional males. There is a mental health crisis amongst men, no wonder with role models like that.

Calvert Lewin I would like to show a role model of a strong family man, overcoming adversity not whoring himself out to a magazine for cheap attention without understanding the implications. We need more traditional role models for men. MSM is riddled with woke crap.

Goals for him: stay fit, score a winner in the derby, get to 100 goals for Everton, win a trophy with Everton, be a top role model and family man.

You have a value system of anything goes and no goals, unless getting balder, fatter and using more viagra is a goal

Take it to the current affairs thread.


On DCL. Great to see him scoring and shutting down the blerts. Top player. Top professional. Great role model.

 

[maccavennie]

Surely if we're missing a song for DCL just do the Crystal's song da doo ron ron

We signed him on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo Dom Dom Dom Da Doo Dom Dom
His name is Calvert Lewin and he despises Bill
Da doo Dom Dom Dom Da Doo Dom Dom
Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes and he hates Bill
Yeah he scores us lots of goals
Da doo Dom Dom Dom Da Doo Dom Dom

Good clean healthy living nutritional family values song right here. Obviously replace the crap verses bit but Da doo dom dom dom, you won't find a better line than that due to his name being difficult rhyme in anything.