Just 'Kin score one Dom. This thread will blow up if you do.
Back a hat-trick,
Back a hat-trick,
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I ran a simulation of Dom scoring, and the effect on this thread:Just 'Kin score one Dom. This thread will blow up if you do.
Back a hat-trick,
It won't be anything like this.
It will be a much more cringeworthy version of
Quoted posts calling him crap
Followed by a smug implication that these people don't know footy because they had the temerity to question our starting forward who has gone five months without scoring.
Which will roundly be laughed off because he has gone five months without scoring and one goal against West Ham (or anyone else if he's lucky) isn't going to erase that.
I'm excited for him to score a goal and have everyone in here raging that he's done it.
Bit of weekend ale and cocaine anger, combined with mutual needling from each camp might see a bit of a flare up.
C'mon Dom, entertain us.
Nobody is going to be raging he's done it.
They'll be asking why he hasn't been doing it the past five months.
A goal this weekend changes nothing about the fact that he's gone missing for over half the season.
It would be nice to have a gif of him celebrating a goal in this year's top.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
The big twist, is that nobody is going to change their opinion because he’s scored his first goal in 20-something games. Now that will truly have people foaming at the mouth. Will be interesting to see the bedwetter clientele flip on its head after that.
Don't be so naive. If he bags a hat-trick and we win 3-0 some people in here will be FUMING.
He was scoring goals under Carlo and people here were still fuming about his shoes or something so
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
The goal he scored away against the hammers was excellent he is capable of that
I'd be made up tbh
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