2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Spadge Vernacular]

Rolls Royce of a player

 

[Goat]

Don't think he's won a single header/duel tonight

Dont think you watched the game.

 

[RomanReigns]

saw the penalty graph before

he's never taken a penalty to the right

surely he must know every goalkeeper is going to dive to his left or stay central

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

saw the penalty graph before

he's never taken a penalty to the right

surely he must know every goalkeeper is going to dive to his left or stay central

How's that working out for them.

 

[Gilbert..]

To be fair, he won a couple after I posted that...

4 out of 12(33%)
Still not great. Doesnt help playing with doucoure mind.
He was ok ish tonight.

 

[Hellerad]

Matters less with nobody running onto the ones he wins

 

[Goat]

4 out of 12(33%)
Still not great. Doesnt help playing with doucoure mind.
He was ok ish tonight.

Ok ish.

This is the problem with people like you.

He was great tonight, led the line well, grabbed a goal, but he did ok ish.

 

[Leylo]

Ok ish.

This is the problem with people like you.

He was great tonight, led the line well, grabbed a goal, but he did ok ish.

We've only got okish players what's the answer goat...

 

[Gilbert..]

Ok ish.

This is the problem with people like you.

He was great tonight, led the line well, grabbed a goal, but he did ok ish.

If he came and shat on your front door you'd thank him and then make him dinner.
He was ok. He wasnt great.

 

[Goat]

We've only got okish players what's the answer goat...

Not buying that mate, we have some good players, we have players that are very capable.

They show it when we win games.

Sure we have a small squad low on quality in some areas, but we do have some good players.

 

[Nymzee]

saw the penalty graph before

he's never taken a penalty to the right

surely he must know every goalkeeper is going to dive to his left or stay central

You realise this is what you do to trick goalkeepers, right?

A.K.A. literally tonight.

 

[Leylo]

Not buying that mate, we have some good players, we have players that are very capable.

They show it when we win games.

Sure we have a small squad low on quality in some areas, but we do have some good players.

Fair enough goat branthwait Pickford and I do love tarks .. you are a grump tho

 

[RomanReigns]

You realise this is what you do to trick goalkeepers, right?

A.K.A. literally tonight.

you literally dont, its so predictable

the keeper even got his foot on it

its not a good pen at all

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

you literally dont, its so predictable

the keeper even got his foot on it

its not a good pen at all

Do bad pens not count as goals spud?

 

[SJB]

Led the line well and slotted a pen.