2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[d34noj]

Never be a finisher while he's got a hole in his ass...

So a needle and thread will fix the issues?

 

[Eidean]

He was poor today but he spent most the game, by himself, up against two physical centre halves getting the ball pinged to him from 60 yards away.

Any centre forward in a Sean Dyche side has a difficult task & it won’t change with the other 3.

 

[MisterJ]

Have to say that in a truly terrible side, I've been impressed by Delap at Ipswich

Showing Dom what he should be doing

 

[trueblue84]

Calvert lewin wears beto pyjamas.

 

[evertony]

I hope he bangs a couple in the onion bag today to just stop the moaners on this thread, COYB

He was garbage again Joey. And he was in good company

 

[Street end man]

So a needle and thread will fix the issues?

Superglue

 

[evertony]

I wish his goal was onside to stop whingers like you on here ....

Are you his grandad Joey? At what point do you accept he’s bang average and not good enough to be our number 9?

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Winding down his stay with us. Good shout on Delap above.

 

[EDINHO1]

What exactly was he supposed to do with the service he received today?

On his own. Outnumbered. No chance.

 

[SJB]

What exactly was he supposed to do with the service he received today?

Stay onside so when a shot cannoned back off the underside of the bar he could slot without it being disallowed by VAR. The basics.

 

[Joey66]

Are you his grandad Joey? At what point do you accept he’s bang average and not good enough to be our number 9?

MOTD showed you tonight, DCL is upfront most of the game with 30 yard passes to contend with - when we went 4-4 2 - only then did we look like an attacking team - so I suggest next game we give DCL a rest & play the side that finished the game as an attacking threat & have DCL on the bench as he looks knackered - but I bet it does not happen .....

 

[Joey66]

He was garbage again Joey. And he was in good company

He did score one ruled offside - he looks tired chasing Hoof ball at home ... we play on the break away ....

 

[Joey66]

He was poor today but he spent most the game, by himself, up against two physical centre halves getting the ball pinged to him from 60 yards away.

Any centre forward in a Sean Dyche side has a difficult task & it won’t change with the other 3.

30 yards adrift from any support according to MOTD - only when we went 4 4 2 we looked like an attacking team ...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

The head down, slump-shouldered look after another pointless long ball is telling.

 

[Tel001]

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If you told me when I was 19 that I’m the next 8 years I would only need to actually work for about half the time , be a multi millionaire , have a fit bird, a kid , wear designer skirts and be able to flash my left quad on tv on a weekly basis and be in a position to sign a free transfer and net myself 130k a week … I’d be happy with that