2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Efcjake]

That's why you'll never be involved in pro football.

Yes pal. I've accepted my fate as a now relatively unfit 34 year old man living in Canada.

It doesn't stop me crying myself to sleep at night but then I read the delusions in this thread about Dom signing for Arsenal or Madrid and I am able to find solace before the dawn.

What an utterly bizarre comment to make on a forum.

 

[Efcjake]

@Efcjake genuine question - when Dom leaves in the Summer, will you even log on GOT anymore?

Yes to post rat and snake emojis in his world football thread and to keep up on the latest RB Leipzig news.

 

[Nymzee]

Yes to post rat and snake emojis in his world football thread and to keep up on the latest RB Leipzig news.

That's nice, didn't want to lose you that's all.

 

[Efcjake]

That's nice, didn't want to lose you that's all.

Well with all of the free time I will gain I am thinking about making a late go of breaking into the professional footy game to prove Spadge wrong.

#Believe

Maybe I will become a striking coach and apply wherever Dom goes so I can fix him.

 

[Efcjake]

We are a relegation battling squad. By your own reasoning, he is therefore a relegation striker.

Tarkowski was European in one season and mid table a few others so has shown he can be in a non relegation team.

It’s not all on individual players. Like I say, fraud managers with crap tactics and no striker coaches is going to lead to strikers being crap.

It's not all on individual players.

I think it is fair to assign some level of blame to the individual who starts most of the games for not scoring more than two goals all season. It's what he's supposed to be in the team to do.

You want to have a dog at Tarks or the defenders but they've been doing their job far better than Dom, which is why he is getting called out for his poor performance and goal return.

If we couldn't keep a clean sheet at all then Pickford, Tarks and all the defenders would be getting abuse, but that clearly isn't the problem.

 

[everton1953]

Dom has replaced Broja. No chance of a goal now.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

He doesn’t want to play for us, simple as!!

He will follow his mate Tom Davis in football oblivion.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He will follow his mate Tom Davis in football oblivion.

Davies isn’t even in oblivion, started 4 of the last five for Sheffield United including today

 

[Efcjake]

What I like most is the immediate difference he makes that lets you see the difference in quality between him and the rest of our strikers.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Davies isn’t even in oblivion, started 4 of the last five for Sheffield United including today

Fair point didn't realise he was getting game time recently.

 

[Bryan+]

Fair point didn't realise he was getting game time recently.

Scored as well.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Yes pal. I've accepted my fate as a now relatively unfit 34 year old man living in Canada.

It doesn't stop me crying myself to sleep at night but then I read the delusions in this thread about Dom signing for Arsenal or Madrid and I am able to find solace before the dawn.

What an utterly bizarre comment to make on a forum.

It's OK mate, I understand x

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Garbage

 

[Efcjake]

It's OK mate, I understand x

Been another classic for Dom this.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Been another classic for Dom this.

We've been poor again but it's clear it was all Doms fault. Even when he was sat on the bench you could see it was his fault.