He can get changed into and out of various outfits very quickly for his photoshoots, and he never forgets to bring his electric razor with him, absolutely never leaves it behind.
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In life, seemingly.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Wouldn’t have scored the goal Beto did last week, rounding the keeper then cutting it back. Hits the side netting or shoots early for the far bottom corner and misses. Being worse than Beto is not ideal when you play hardball (as is his right) for £100k+ a week.
Can’t remember the last time he showed a flash of the “real Calvert-Lewin.” So that means what we have seen for years now is the real version.
Not sure any of our strikers could find the top corner with a nice curler in a completely empty goal from 20 yards. None of them can kick a ball properly. It like their hips don’t work properly. Dom especially. Imagine him taking a corner??? It just wouldn’t work. And yet we expect him to save the club???
Juries out on whether Broja can, but on recent evidence he can’t kick the ball at all without the planet getting in the way.
Can’t remember the last time he showed a flash of the “real Calvert-Lewin.” So that means what we have seen for years now is the real version.
Not sure any of our strikers could find the top corner with a nice curler in a completely empty goal from 20 yards. None of them can kick a ball properly. It like their hips don’t work properly. Dom especially. Imagine him taking a corner??? It just wouldn’t work. And yet we expect him to save the club???
Juries out on whether Broja can, but on recent evidence he can’t kick the ball at all without the planet getting in the way.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
The worst starting number 9 we’ve ever had and he’s been stinking the place out now as our main striker for 8 seasons.
Utter incompetence from the club.
Let’s right the wrongs now, get shut of him (even for free) and get someone in.
Utter incompetence from the club.
Let’s right the wrongs now, get shut of him (even for free) and get someone in.
As long as he keeps getting picked and leading our line, yes.@Goat can you really still be backing this pile of?
Why not?
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
Every center half he has come up against this season don't even have to compete with him plus the constant offside is lazy watched Beto come on there for the last 10 mins think he touched the ball once with his shin but at this point i would take his honesty and enthusiasm over wasted technical ability
I dont pick him.
Mind you, the other options are probably worse.
Gonna have to hope he moves on in the nexxt 2 weeks other than that hope Moyes can get him going.
If not, well.
Good one….we are still fkd tho
Ferguson1878
Player Valuation: £35m
Move him back to right back maybe ?
yeah Thats a wet dream Sunderland is his next destination
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Brutal. True like but still....
I really really like Broja. Think he has a lot of talent and looks natural with the ball. But in our position, his lack of robustness makes him another useless signing. He’s been on the oxygen twice in a week only for a “not as bad as feared” a couple of days later.