2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Nymzee]

I cry wank to it every night.

Back-handed flannel wank in the corner of your bedroom?

 

[macdog]

And Vlasic is brilliant for Croatia. Come on Sam, lift your game.

 

[ijjysmith]

Back-handed flannel wank in the corner of your bedroom?

After I’ve sat on my hand for 10 minutes.

You know why.

 

[Nymzee]

After I’ve sat on my hand for 10 minutes.

You know why.

Dead Hand Gang

 

[Zatara]

Great touch and finish...a lot of bravery there too...

Going to be great for us!

 

[DanB90]

That handshake after the goal... Hope he never plays for us again.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

One of the main reasons we’ve had such an awful season. A shocking player. Utterly SHOCKING!

He’s awful. Just awful. Why don’t you do everyone a favour and cancel your contract you gangly piece of crap? WELL??? I’m WAITING?!?!?!?

Get out ‘DCL’ and take your stupid acronym name with you.

Can’t run. Can’t pass. Can’t shoot. Can’t cross. Can’t head. Can’t do anything so why do we still have this useless RAT on our books?

It stinks. And the stink is because we’re a small time club with small time players. We are an utter joke.

Get out. Just GET out, never come back and expect to be booed at every opportunity if you return.

Has he gone yet?????????

 

[anton66]

After I’ve sat on my hand for 10 minutes.

You know why.

You want it to smell of bum?

 

[sageyefc]

Egg creme brulee???

 

[orly]

One of the main reasons we’ve had such an awful season. A shocking player. Utterly SHOCKING!

He’s awful. Just awful. Why don’t you do everyone a favour and cancel your contract you gangly piece of crap? WELL??? I’m WAITING?!?!?!?

Get out ‘DCL’ and take your stupid acronym name with you.

Can’t run. Can’t pass. Can’t shoot. Can’t cross. Can’t head. Can’t do anything so why do we still have this useless RAT on our books?

It stinks. And the stink is because we’re a small time club with small time players. We are an utter joke.

Get out. Just GET out, never come back and expect to be booed at every opportunity if you return.

Has he gone yet?????????

All good points these

 

[Eggs]

..tremendous, for once he looked focused on finishing as opposed to simply getting on the end of the pass from Maddison. Maddison looks a player and good to see we’ve been linked with him for a while.

 

[Eggs]

Egg creme brulee???

...don’t get personal.

 

[sageyefc]

That handshake after the goal... Hope he never plays for us again.

Such cringey behaviour has no place at the people club. Sell him

 

[Eggs]

Such cringey behaviour has no place at the people club. Sell him

..but it was with Maddison (I think), a player we are reportedly interested in so it might have been a bit of bonding.

 

[f.t.r.s]

..but it was with Maddison (I think), a player we are reportedly interested in so it might have been a bit of bonding.

They can do one if it's anywhere near the £25mill the rags are quoting