Donald Trump for President Thread

[Dylan]

I love a yarn with Bill, because even if it gets close to personal, it's not really personal, he's a passionate man with a loaded gun, and at the end of the day he's always gonna be right.

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He will send the bullet to

Sheepland
c/o elong
New Zealand.

As there is about 12 people here in this country, shouldn't take long to get to you.

 

[chicoazul]

I've seen your tiny hands, opposable thumbs still in the pipeline for you mate?

You've obviously not. I've got massive hands. Ask @micknick, and yer mar.

 

[Elong]

He will send the bullet to

Sheepland
c/o elong
New Zealand.

As there is about 12 people here in this country, shouldn't take long to get to you.

He'll find you first.

 

[Elong]

You've obviously not. I've got massive hands. Ask @micknick, and yer mar.

They're not big hands, just a very small willy you're holding. I asked my mar.

 

[Dylan]

He'll find you first.

My family makes up half the population of NZ!!!

 

[Elong]

My family makes up half the population of NZ!!!

The other half are already impregnated.

 

[chicoazul]

I misspelt semen again xx

You just used the word semen in a reply to @dylan. You, your whole family and your pets are now pregnant.

Congratulations.

 

[bluemangroup]

You just used the word semen in a reply to @dylan. You, your whole family and your pets are now pregnant.

Congratulations.

My poor make hamster.

Anyone fancy some gold rush lads?

 

[chicoazul]

My poor make hamster.

Anyone fancy some gold rush lads?

Sake lad. Poppers? Really?

 

[bluemangroup]

Sake lad. Poppers? Really?

Five minute highs brav it's the way.

 

[bluemangroup]

Me heads gone

 

[mezzrow]

1) I do believe in the Bible. (You forgot the capital B.)
2) What's that got to do with it?
3) I'd submit that those who are pro-choice are the truly insane ones. Let's kill a child before it's born. Ok then.

You forgot about parting out the remains like a rusty old Ford, Bill. I guess that makes it OK, since it could have never happened to us, being here all alive and stuff.

(awaits ban)

 

[mezzrow]

I think it's very close minded to believe in the bible when there's a million other things that contradict it to study and be fascinated by. My mind is truly open.

You're a clever man Bill, it surprises me when clever people have certain opinions like this.

Pascal was a very clever fellow. have you heard of Pascal's Wager?

The wager uses the following logic (excerpts from Pensées, part III, §233):

1. God is, or God is not. Reason cannot decide between the two alternatives.
2. A Game is being played... where heads or tails will turn up.
3. You must wager (it is not optional).
4. Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing.
5. Wager, then, without hesitation that He is. (...) There is here an infinity of an infinitely happy life to gain, a chance of gain against a finite number of chances of loss, and what you stake is finite. And so our proposition is of infinite force, when there is the finite to stake in a game where there are equal risks of gain and of loss, and the infinite to gain.
6. But some cannot believe. They should then 'at least learn your inability to believe...' and 'Endeavour then to convince' themselves.

 

[ilikecheese]

Like argueing a fairy tale that someone staunchly believes in is actually anything but folly.

Hard to disprove a fairy tale when a God wizard feller is there to fill in the swiss cheese holes all over the show.

 

[Raymondo077]

Trump will kill us all lads!!!