Howard's Beard
Player Valuation: £750k
Gotta make sure we write him off before we've seen him kick a ball.
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One of them overlooked posts.Update: My butlers uncle who “operates” a forklift just tweeted that Van De Beek is not signing because he cant be arsed to drive to finch farm. Apparently the requirement to attend training has caused a snag. Lads im no fookin Fabrizio red pipes Romano alrite Im just saying my hired helps uncle doesnt like to be said he drives a forklift so he operates one and its a 4 way side loader for all the doubters out there if ye must know. He is a Grimsby fan and loves chops.
Are we gonna announce him signing before we announce Lampard? lol
The signing video will be close up of a hand signing a contract, panning out to show VDB smiling and shaking hands with his new manager….
Vitor Pereira.
Duh duh duuuuuuuuuhThe signing video will be close up of a hand signing a contract, panning out to show VDB smiling and shaking hands with his new manager….
Vitor Pereira.
He doesn't have the mentality to play in the PL, always looks like a lost little boy when I've seen him play. He's also far too slow.