Don't eat yellow snow!

[steken1]

Any other pearls of wisdom you'd like to impart on your fellow Evertonians?

 

[Donald Twain]

Pack the rubbish threads in.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Bad wannabe of my thread, this.

Which also got overran by crap advice, but I really had no expectations for it anyway.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Superman can fly - but you can't.

Not unless you eat an awful lot of mushrooms

 

[DualityNSNO]

Superman can fly - but you can't.

Not unless you eat an awful lot of mushrooms

Actually he can't/couldn't either.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Actually he can't/couldn't either.

Didn't eat his shrooms?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Didn't eat his shrooms?

That or fly really.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

No means no.

 

[ilikecheese]

No means no.

*usually

 

[DanB90]

Don't sleep with your mates ex just after they break up and tell him about it a few years later whilst drunk.
Never ends well (or so I'm told)

 

[sageyefc]

Always pull out

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Never covet thy neighbours ox

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Always pull out

Unless it's a tackle on a kopite......

 

[DanB90]

Shorts aren't for everyone.
If you need to ask 'do these look ok?' Then the answer is no.

 

[steken1]

Never do the ironing naked with a hard on. It's a recipe for disaster..