Baines' left foot
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Don't set yourself on fire.
Unless you're a kopite.
Unless you're a kopite.
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Don't eat yellow snow!
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Never turn your back on a boomerang.
tonyhorne
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I reckon this is actually OK as long as it is not the female you are having intercourse with at the time......
It was an ace answer to an unasked question to be honest, I'll give you that lol
I was about 17 at the time, he'd been with the girl since they were in school, his first love really.
Anyway, they split up and I gets a text off her after I got in drunk one Friday night. I was a teenager lacking any morals, obviously.
She ended up coming round and I banged her on my ma's couch.
Told him about it a couple of years later on a night out, he threw a couple of punches my way to say the least. We made up pretty much a couple of days later though and we can laugh about it now, thankfully.
If you are ever thinking of smuggling drugs in to the UK from Holland (for example) Don't shove them up your Ar**. Get yourself a dog and shove them up the dogs Ar**.That way....... when you are going through customs....... and the sniffer dog starts smelling your dogs Ar**.................. the customs just think the dogs are just being friendly/frisky .Eveyone's a winner.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Classic male friendship right there.
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
Was she filth?
I'm certain he'd do the same if he were in my shoes.
Furey1878
Player Valuation: £70m
Is your avatar Lisa disguised as a boy in the episode of The Simpsons were boys and girls get separated in school?
On topic:
Actively try to get to know your barber/overcome the awkwardness. Haircuts will become infinitely more bearable.
It was hands down one of the worst shags I've had in all honesty. Pretty much the only reason it only happened the once.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
In a similar vein, if you are a occasional drug user, and work in a very respectable job, and are, *ahem*, middle aged +, never go to the retirement party of a policeman who worked in drugs, and whose sniffer dog had been retired to live with him.......
Everyone else thought said dog was being friendly and excited when it started barking and sniffing someones pockets....my mate knew otherwise.
Not me btw. But I know both blokes.
Exactly. And the same scenario would've happened - you'd have punched him and you'll be friends again in 2 days with the ice-breaker being a text or a call just going "hey wanna go for a pint" and you'll laugh about it.
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