Confirmed Signing Dwight McNeil

[KaiserEFC]

He’s got a left foot so he can assist right? Nah mate.

Oh ok well he doesn’t assist much but he’s at least got pace yeah? Not really mate, no.

He at least scores goals? Not at all.

Brilliant.

 

[YoboCopter]

I am very worried about where we're heading.

Championship mate ya dont need to worry

 

[zook]

I don't rate him think he could be probably be a good left wing back under the right coach

 

[Daytripper]

Do we have a scouting network? To me it’s like “oh yeah I know him, he will do” no tact at all

 

[Tofeenut]

Done deal .

 

[TheBigIguana]

Very bad stats that. He's top 25 because he played basically every match. Per 90 he's worse than Gordon.

Also he's a Bernard style creator. No really big chances.

 

[KaiserEFC]

There will be a few clubs are probably thanking their lucky stars they never signed him a couple of years ago when he had a minuscule reputation.

Meanwhile in 2022 Everton stagger on from stage left bottle of Glens Vodka in one hand, crackpipe in the other

 

[TheFinnFan]

Done deal .

Yup sitting in Titanic as we speak. Eating greggs sausage roll

 

[Connor]

Done deal .

Medical done aye?

 

[toffee-boy]

As I don't want us to sign him... This will happen

 

[TheBigIguana]

Might as well get Max Aarons in at this point and get the administration papers drawn up.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Welcome Dwight .
Interesting fact he was named after former US president Dwight Eisenhower .


I made that bit up

Added the first account I saw make ref to it;

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Why? Go get delofeu back if things are this bad. I'll take his paperbag lungs anyway of the week over this dud

 

[GrandOldSte117]

I think this is a good signing. But you have all seen my awful takes on here.

 

[neil999]

This is popular lol