Dyche sacked

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Wouldn't surprise me at all, tbh.

The galloot probably told Dyche what to say in the HT team talk too - a punishment for the Everton manager for punting him out of the first team coaching picture.

Bought all the Burnley fans a drink before the game.

 

[davek]

Bought all the Burnley fans a drink before the game.

Buy them a pie and you've got a friend for life.

 

[Marius57]

Unsy at 20/1 to take over.

Agent Unsy at work. ?

 

[davek]

Unsy at 20/1 to take over.

Agent Unsy at work. ?

....a pie muncher like Unsworth going up there?

The term 'coals to Newcastle' springs to mind.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

lollollol

Honestly the most believable nonsense the internet has ever produced

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lollollol

‘Bugle and brasses everwhere’ lol
Imagine being stuck on a night out with a coked up Shaun Dyche. Probably wake up with Tinnitus.

 

[Yarrgh]

‘Bugle and brasses everwhere’ lol
Imagine being stuck on a night out with a coked up Shaun Dyche. Probably wake up with Tinnitus.

If they'd said irn bru and vodka with a couple of scotch eggs then I would have believed it.

 

[RomanReigns]

lollollol

apparently these are the doormen they bashed in

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If they'd said irn bru and vodka with a couple of scotch eggs then I would have believed it.

Imagine they’d booked a hotel room together. The cleaners would have to fumigate it in the morning.
On his exit Dyche would probably say to the receptionist ‘give this tenner as an extra for the cleaners. John smiths plays havoc with my guts’

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It was @chicoazul who said in a match preview

‘Manager Sean Dyche who looks like he harbours the most hideous farts – he finds them dead funny the gyspy [Poor language removed]’

And ever since reading that, when he comes on the tele, I feel like I can actually smell him.

 

[Yarrgh]

Imagine they’d booked a hotel room together. The cleaners would have to fumigate it in the morning.
On his exit Dyche would probably say to the receptionist ‘give this tenner as an extra for the cleaners. John smiths plays havoc with my guts’

Imagine being the plumber who got the call to unblock the en suite.

 

[chicoazul]

It was @chicoazul who said in a match preview

‘Manager Sean Dyche who looks like he harbours the most hideous farts – he finds them dead funny the gyspy [Poor language removed]’

And ever since reading that, when he comes on the tele, I feel like I can actually smell him.

Someone read one of my previews. Yay! A great day on GOT, perhaps the best ever.

 

[Rich1878]

Imagine they got Rafael in and that helmet helped them stay up and we go down !

 

[The binman chronicles]

Imagine they got Rafael in and that helmet helped them stay up and we go down !

Why do they need to get anyone in? Just keep to the same interim team they have now. Part of the reason for the bounce is they don't have to listen to the monotonous gravelly voice of Dyche telling them to defend all game.

A bit like when Moyes left the seachange is working wonders. Eventually it will come back to bite them when they stop doing the basics right, but it's probably saved them for now.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Just shows how much the media know

I.e. not much