dyche thinks


‘And we’ve got a Mikey on the line from Liverpool, what do you want to say to Sean’

‘Hi Sean, before you arrived I said it would be beyond a miracle if we stayed up’

‘So presumably you must be pleased with Sean’s work Mikey?’

‘No I wasn’t entertained enough and didn’t like the way he said ‘on the grass’ in press conferences’ or touched his head after wiping his mouth; just really bothered me, it still does months after he’s left, I’ve actually set up a whole internet thread about it…’

‘But I thought you said it would be ‘beyond a miracle’?’

‘No anyone could have done it’

‘Hmm not making much sense there Michael but thank you for the call onto our next caller now’
😂😂😂
 
December, when I found myself a bit bored… really threw myself into trying to changing people’s mind on the internet… by the end of December I was contemplating what my life had turned into…
Yet here I am again at the reunion party!
It’s never been about changing people’s minds. It’s all for them sweet internet points
 

Moyes is a class act and a professional, unlike the Talksport Tit who wastes no time in throwing his fellow managers like Lampard and Kompany under the bus in order to make himself look better on the radio station that employs him.

Are you arguing that kompany getting the Bayern job wasn’t a strange decision…

Or is more that Dyche said this and it makes switch to autopilot?
 
Are you arguing that kompany getting the Bayern job wasn’t a strange decision…

Or is more that Dyche said this and it makes switch to autopilot?

Well he’s about to win a league title and is in the Champions League quarter finals while Sean is chatting bubbles to Simon Jordan on the radio. Sean might do well to take a moment to reflect on why that is.
 

See we’ve got our very own Waco in here, with Sean ‘Koresh’ Dyche and his Branch Dycheians who will have no wrong said or done against their prophet. It’s barmy how they continue to hang from his snotty hoop.

Constant revisionism that Everton were easily staying up under him really gets on my wick; he was steering us to the abyss, playing some of the worst football I’ve seen an Everton team play and all the while telling us we should like it and to shut up, and the Branch Dycheians all lapt it up - sadly, Moyes has proven what a false prophet Dyche was but the Waco mob still just won’t accept it.

He did ok in keeping us up the previous seasons, and against the points deduction, but the myth of the players being garbage and nobody could have done better has been debunked. We were a doucure rasper and a Vardy pen miss away from going ffs, he wasn’t and isn’t a footballing messiah.

He had my backing and I really hoped he would grasp the chance he had at a easily the biggest club he will ever manage, but he simply doesn’t known any better, and still claims none of it was his fault anyway - zero accountability.

Now the dolt has surfaced on talkshite, which he suits as he’s still talking absolute wham because no sane club, even with his so called survivla heroics and “saving” Everton, will go anywhere near him.

Time to call in the swat team, this cult is finished.
 
Dyche supporters are often drawn to his odd personality because they see a reflection of themselves in it. That's why they defend his strange and unusual behaviour-it resonates with their own sense of self.

It was interesting to see Burnley fans push back on his comments about Tom Heaton, calling it complete nonsense that supporters were ever against signing him.
 
See we’ve got our very own Waco in here, with Sean ‘Koresh’ Dyche and his Branch Dycheians who will have no wrong said or done against their prophet. It’s barmy how they continue to hang from his snotty hoop.

Constant revisionism that Everton were easily staying up under him really gets on my wick; he was steering us to the abyss, playing some of the worst football I’ve seen an Everton team play and all the while telling us we should like it and to shut up, and the Branch Dycheians all lapt it up - sadly, Moyes has proven what a false prophet Dyche was but the Waco mob still just won’t accept it.

He did ok in keeping us up the previous seasons, and against the points deduction, but the myth of the players being garbage and nobody could have done better has been debunked. We were a doucure rasper and a Vardy pen miss away from going ffs, he wasn’t and isn’t a footballing messiah.

He had my backing and I really hoped he would grasp the chance he had at a easily the biggest club he will ever manage, but he simply doesn’t known any better, and still claims none of it was his fault anyway - zero accountability.

Now the dolt has surfaced on talkshite, which he suits as he’s still talking absolute wham because no sane club, even with his so called survivla heroics and “saving” Everton, will go anywhere near him.

Time to call in the swat team, this cult is finished.

The fact he is currently employed by a radio station honestly says more about his level as a manager than any of us could every say with words. The war is over. All that’s left is to do a little jig on his managerial grave.
 
Dyche supporters are often drawn to his odd personality because they see a reflection of themselves in it. That's why they defend his strange and unusual behaviour-it resonates with their own sense of self.

It was interesting to see Burnley fans push back on his comments about Tom Heaton, calling it complete nonsense that supporters were ever against signing him.

You mean he’s lying to make himself look better? Well I never! That is so out of character for him.
 
Well he’s about to win a league title and is in the Champions League quarter finals while Sean is chatting bubbles to Simon Jordan on the radio. Sean might do well to take a moment to reflect on why that is.
Imaging having a job on a radio chat football show and him being unable to chat football incase Mike calls you out, over something he actually agrees with
 

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