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Well, if it is merely a question of City’s “nerve” holding up we can sit back and relax.
That group of players and their manager have demonstrated nowt but nerves of steel over the past half dozen games and beyond.
They are tough sonsabitches whom migh indeed fall victim to a freak result come Sunday but it won’t be for lack of nerve![]()
My ideal scenario would be for Wolves to smash the RS and City to smash Brighton. It’s easier on the nerves......
Not so fast...
nerves wise it would be AWFUL but, just imagine city weirdly lost and Liverpool winning going into the 94th minute, then wolves get an offside goal to equalise and the title goes back to city. that would be the best ever
imagine how much crying those pesky reds would do, kopite tears would flood the country
The mind boggles that anybody could even think it let alone publish it
nerves wise it would be AWFUL but, just imagine city weirdly lost and Liverpool winning going into the 94th minute, then wolves get an offside goal to equalise and the title goes back to city. that would be the best ever
imagine how much crying those pesky reds would do, kopite tears would flood the country
Morning Lurkers!!!!!
Just a few points to those of you feeding the "everyone is jealous of us and is against us" fire....
1. Kompany by all accounts was lucky cos a 30 yarder went in the top bin..... was that the same type of luck as Sturridge had against Chelsea for his effort? But hey..... it wasn't like he dived in front of a linesman for a free kick was it..... I'd sooner have luck as a criticism rather than CHEATING. Because let's face it..... your team cheat, sickeningly so. So much so that the rest of the country can't bare it.
2. How unlucky are we?....blah blah blah..... you are a good team, best team you've had since the 80's.... when you last won the league. I don't think a team could get any more luck and favourable decisions as your lot. VAR will reduce the number of fouls and offsides you have benefited from.
3. The country hate us because they are jealous..... no we aren't jealous. We just don't like you. We don't like you because you have a cringeworthy pious fan base who whinge and boast like no other team. "We've got great fans blah blah" ..... yep for a the good fans you have you carry the fountain pushers, coach smashers, and the likes you throw smoke bombs into the away pen at anfield.
4. The media are against us...... haha, have a word!!! Sky are awash with kopites
Do the ferel red rats intend one of their infamous team coach greetings later?
Come to Everton, Vincent. We'll love you just as much as the City fans do. Can get two years out of him alongside Keane. We'll only be playing 1 game a week anyway for the forseeable.I was at the 'Emptyhad' last night, great occasion and goal by Captain Kompany. Looked like his farewell home game, although I did read he was(or had) signing a 1 yr extension. Cracking goal from a tremendous player and man.
Leicester really
I am confident Brighton players w