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Player Valuation: £8m
Think We Need a Re Cap of all the hilarity over the past week:
- Fans that booked through dodgy travel agents acting surprised when their flights aren't actually real
- Calls for the RAF to stage an airlift into Kiev
- Declaring themselves the best side ever despite finishing miles of the title and winning f all for years
- John Henry making a tit of himself
- Salah going of the pitch crying after injuring himself after 20 minutes
- Karius doing his thing
- Karus left to Walk Alone
- Henderson Crying
- Ramos lapping it up and winking at the press etc
- Klopp getting of his tits and singing at 6 in the morning after a humiliating defeat
- Gerrard being made to watch Bale's goal 20 times in a studio
- Karius getting death threats
- Fans at anfeld clapping a giant tv screen and walking out before the game was finished
- Reds callling out Ramos making a fair tackle
- Some washed up fella from Brookside calling out Ramos for a fight
- John Aldridge insulting the Manchester Bombing Victims
- Some lawyer trying to sue Ramos for a billion pounds
- Rushing through a 40 millon signing to apease the fan base
Theirs probably more
Did you hear the one about them accepting getting beaten by the better team on the night?
Me Neither. Crack on