ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
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Are they still crying?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Diary entry Saturday 17th October 2020.
Gooooooallllll. Bloody hell Big Purps, that's captain fantastic with the winner. Shame dem bitter bloo mods have locked my diary thread on that GOT. Probably jealous of our asterisk!
"Nice one Aldo. Nothing better than sitting at home with a few cans of special brew, gobbling a few knobs (a type of biscuit favoured by Aldo and John Henry if you recall) in the company of fit virile muscular men." He's no McAteer but our Purps can be spot on sometimes.
I can't wait to write this injustice up in my Echo column - I can almost sense my 4th annual journalist of the year award. I'm already the 3rd most clicked echo writer in Malaysia and I don't need a barometer up my jacksie to tell what way the wind is blowing!
Wait a second.... what... you cheating piece of .... disallowed?!? Pass me the inhaler I can't breathe Purps.
That's a disgrace. The FA have literally whacked Jurgen in his face with their dirty (and I don't mean Glen ) Johnson there. I'm fuming. Another can of speziale brau needed Purps cos I'm going out dressed in me batman costume to get revenge.
10pm and the mean streets of L4 are filthy with bitter bloo celebrations. Well they would be but for some reason all I can hear is crying from boxrooms.
That Kevin Campbell is buying some milk from the corner shop when he shouts at me, "oi fatman the mask is supposed to go over your dirty goatee you plank." No respecto for masked vigilantes now. I blame that pie crust snorting mayor! Where's our effing parade Joe?!? Maggie Thatcher would have let us have it.
10:40 crying on the street corner. It's a distraught spaghetti legs. Djimi can't console him. If ever it meant more there's the proof! Spaghetti Legs is complaining about them bending the VAR lines and how the FA are a big bunch of racists against der redmen. Perhaps I should call John Barnes for a hot take on this and what his opinion on Pickford taking a knee is.
Holy can't-be-violent-play-if-you-go-for-the-ball-and-it's-not-a-foul-if-it's-already-been-blown-up-for-offside Bat man! Emergency in the tunnel! Barnsey is stuck!!!! I know he's a bit of a chungus now but he's no razor Ruddock or Jan Molby!
I call up Kenny and he whizzes me over to the tunnel in his polo. He's so brave. But anything for a caped crusader he says. I think he still has the Chinese fru because he's absolutely symptom free.
I have to run down to the toll booth and there's Barnsey arguing with the attendant. Over 20 pence! Batman help me out he says.
I find a 5p, another... 2p and two 1 pence pieces. How many pockets have I got in this bum bag ( I mean utility belt). 5p jackpot! But that's only 19p says the bitter bloo attendant. Wait a second what's that glistening in the floor? A shiny washer! I hurl it at the attendant who just looks fed up. Ok he says let's just call this 20th an asterisk so you don't heap any more shame on yourself.
That's all we ever ask! Just a little special dispensation now and again.
Barnsey is made up. "Thanks Bats! You always turn up in the nick of time. If only Aldo had against Arsenal and put in the back of the net 30 years ago hey?" Effing joker. No wonder so many redz just want to see the city burn with that attitude.
12:00pm watching MOTD and getting a relaxing rub down from Big Purps. At least everyone knows it's a disgrace. Jurgen is saying that the Big fella Virge isn't looking good. YMCA lad, YMCA
2:00am Twitter war going off. I've signed a petition and even the chief constable agrees that it was an assault from Pickford. Some Twitter troll called BigAliU calls me an idiot and sends me a link to the goal being disallowed to some song about the spirit of the bloos. Well get bent, yet blocked you nugget!
At least when I wake up in the morning there'll be an announcement about the replay and all them docked points will have Everton knocked off the top of the league!
Gooooooallllll. Bloody hell Big Purps, that's captain fantastic with the winner. Shame dem bitter bloo mods have locked my diary thread on that GOT. Probably jealous of our asterisk!
"Nice one Aldo. Nothing better than sitting at home with a few cans of special brew, gobbling a few knobs (a type of biscuit favoured by Aldo and John Henry if you recall) in the company of fit virile muscular men." He's no McAteer but our Purps can be spot on sometimes.
I can't wait to write this injustice up in my Echo column - I can almost sense my 4th annual journalist of the year award. I'm already the 3rd most clicked echo writer in Malaysia and I don't need a barometer up my jacksie to tell what way the wind is blowing!
Wait a second.... what... you cheating piece of .... disallowed?!? Pass me the inhaler I can't breathe Purps.
That's a disgrace. The FA have literally whacked Jurgen in his face with their dirty (and I don't mean Glen ) Johnson there. I'm fuming. Another can of speziale brau needed Purps cos I'm going out dressed in me batman costume to get revenge.
10pm and the mean streets of L4 are filthy with bitter bloo celebrations. Well they would be but for some reason all I can hear is crying from boxrooms.
That Kevin Campbell is buying some milk from the corner shop when he shouts at me, "oi fatman the mask is supposed to go over your dirty goatee you plank." No respecto for masked vigilantes now. I blame that pie crust snorting mayor! Where's our effing parade Joe?!? Maggie Thatcher would have let us have it.
10:40 crying on the street corner. It's a distraught spaghetti legs. Djimi can't console him. If ever it meant more there's the proof! Spaghetti Legs is complaining about them bending the VAR lines and how the FA are a big bunch of racists against der redmen. Perhaps I should call John Barnes for a hot take on this and what his opinion on Pickford taking a knee is.
Holy can't-be-violent-play-if-you-go-for-the-ball-and-it's-not-a-foul-if-it's-already-been-blown-up-for-offside Bat man! Emergency in the tunnel! Barnsey is stuck!!!! I know he's a bit of a chungus now but he's no razor Ruddock or Jan Molby!
I call up Kenny and he whizzes me over to the tunnel in his polo. He's so brave. But anything for a caped crusader he says. I think he still has the Chinese fru because he's absolutely symptom free.
I have to run down to the toll booth and there's Barnsey arguing with the attendant. Over 20 pence! Batman help me out he says.
I find a 5p, another... 2p and two 1 pence pieces. How many pockets have I got in this bum bag ( I mean utility belt). 5p jackpot! But that's only 19p says the bitter bloo attendant. Wait a second what's that glistening in the floor? A shiny washer! I hurl it at the attendant who just looks fed up. Ok he says let's just call this 20th an asterisk so you don't heap any more shame on yourself.
That's all we ever ask! Just a little special dispensation now and again.
Barnsey is made up. "Thanks Bats! You always turn up in the nick of time. If only Aldo had against Arsenal and put in the back of the net 30 years ago hey?" Effing joker. No wonder so many redz just want to see the city burn with that attitude.
12:00pm watching MOTD and getting a relaxing rub down from Big Purps. At least everyone knows it's a disgrace. Jurgen is saying that the Big fella Virge isn't looking good. YMCA lad, YMCA
2:00am Twitter war going off. I've signed a petition and even the chief constable agrees that it was an assault from Pickford. Some Twitter troll called BigAliU calls me an idiot and sends me a link to the goal being disallowed to some song about the spirit of the bloos. Well get bent, yet blocked you nugget!
At least when I wake up in the morning there'll be an announcement about the replay and all them docked points will have Everton knocked off the top of the league!
toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
JohnTheBlue
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Imagine if they had the VAR decisions we had last season
how much does she charge these days?
What sort of people are they? And I'm not completely attuned to it being from Ireland, but I believe that's one of the most try-hard scouse accents to ever molest the human ear.
TheFinnFan
Finners
Good Post. We are truly in their heads now and it is essential thing. I also think injury isnt as bad as reported in media yesterday. He will be out max 2 months I predict. Knee might never be the same though
They never stop. Not demanding a review of Robertson trying to injure Allan I notice. Vile, entitled, whingeing, always the victims except when they are murdering and assaulting team coaches
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Should have celebrated the draw like our neighbours.
But the ground was empty, and who would celebrate anything in an empty stadium......oh hang on.
"Robertson described the Liverpool dressing room atmosphere at half time, saying: "I never saw it [the challenge]. But the lads at half-time said it was a shocking challenge, so that's two they've done us with."
Lol at this ferret being the one to pipe up. A saying about glass houses springs to mind
Lol at this ferret being the one to pipe up. A saying about glass houses springs to mind
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
2 games, 9 goals conceded, 1 point. Pickford's fault.
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