Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
That's absolutely terrible news for them. Whoever hurt him must be the worstest kind of human in existence!
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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
- Thread starter cronullasharks
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I think it was a Chelsea player
Them poor sods get blamed for everything
Hardly one of ours we are too nice on the pitch
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I can just imagine the sort... long gangly arms, completely focussed on his job without any distractions, doing who's-the-daddy style assault-tackles.
Marius57
Player Valuation: £60m
The best popcorning will be if we win our next 3, and mathematically are still in with it if we beat city. City could roll over for us if it ensures Liverpool don't get top 4, or even top 5.
Won't happen as we will bottle it well before then, but that would be great.
Won't happen as we will bottle it well before then, but that would be great.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
That could be crucial, if Klopp moves Fabinho back into defence they’re almost a different team. Partly because Fabinho is the most overhyped central defender I’ve seen for a while and is in fact very very poor in that position, but also because he’s a very very good holding midfielder who makes them a lot more solid when he plays there.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Sandwiched in between Hitler and Stalin, almost right then. I'll take an asterisk then...
He's up there with Thanos, Ming and The Emperor mate - pure evil.
NewRadical
Player Valuation: £30m
Didn't he injure himself getting off the bench during the Anfield Derby?
They stopped leaking goals since he hasn't played. They just don't score enough of them.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
He's a menace to society, going around ripping people's legs off. Could they Douglas Bader that wooden league trophy that was posted a page or so ago onto Van Dijk and get him back in against United?
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Only that lot could have an injury crisis and find that their 7th choice yarddog centreback is actually fairly good and probably better positionally than any of their other centrebacks except Matip. He’s hilarious on the ball but even just blocking stuff and doing basics have tightened them up over whatever Fabinho and Henderson were trying to do back there.
Encoder
Player Valuation: £35m
He was only there so they could do some weird cult celebration in front of the cameras for their seemingly inevitable derby win. Absolute freaks.
Then James slid in Richarlison and the rest is history.
PaulPowersTash
Player Valuation: £15m
Pep will rotate massively for the Everton game.
He just can't and won't take any risks with any player whatsoever - why should he?
There is absolutely no upside for us in winning this game.
"Wahhhhh we don't have any money"
Title parade in front of your fans
Aside from that your second 11 beats our first 11 as your lot will be looking for a place in the CL final side