John from Bootle
Player Valuation: £10m
And they're still obsessed with us. Every BBC Sport article about us is full of them in the comments section, and all the supposedly funny WhatsApp messages they send me...
Mention anything about their horrid past though, and you've crossed the line and are bitter as F
And there's absolutely no chance there's not at least one as of yet undetected one on here. They're rabid.