Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
Jeez Darth you need to be in town any day - Saturdays are the worst. The full regalia. FKWs, Black jacket, matchday scarves, LFC shop bags, hanging around Williamson Square, drinking in sh*tty establishments on the square - you need to be a polyglot to understand what some they are saying as well. Any age - even some women in the trackies (yeah, you WOULDN'T either, ugly as hell and made far worse by the red (LFC) kit), handbag, socks.. dancing outside the pubs totally rat-assed - they need to be sectioned. It's one thing to love your football team, quite another to look a completely sad loon into the bargain.
What does me is tourists posing for photos outside the clubshop at the top of the liverpool 1 escalators. It's a 'kin shop you idiots. What are they thinking. I was once asked by some chinese people if I would take a pic at said location a few years back. I took it at such an angle as to miss that shop and get the Everton one in instead. Hopefully they are educated in what a proper club is now.