Lets see Sakho and Co get photographed eating a banana after reading that story.
Not only are they the very dregs of our City - they seem to be the very dregs of everyone else's too.
I feel genuinely sorry for the decent Kopites I know - but even they have gone slightly wrong 'wiring wise' over the last few decades.
Hillsborough should have been their 'wake-up call'.
Instead, it plunged them into something extremely disturbing.
The last time I was immature enough to cry over a football match was when Millwall knocked us out in the 70s. I was around 12.
Anyone reading this: ask yourself a question: how old were YOU when you last cried over football? The higher the age, the more fragile you are mentally.
Yep, that's the beautiful thing about it, gone are the days of his almost single handedly dragging them back into the Champions League final, he'll forever be remembered by everyone (except the mutants at Anfield) as destroying their title hopes with that slip.
Let's be honest, if we could have written the script for the last 2-3 weeks, I don't think we'd have done half as good a job as what actually unfolded, although in my script Suarez would've been snapped in half.
They had to do it when everyone else was in bed otherwise the streets would have been lined with people pissing themselves laughing as they marched by.
Reply from one of the RAWK mods:
Farewell, you clueless blert.
It's the defining moment of season 2013/14 - Gerrard on the deck looking pathetically on at a disappearing Demba Ba. I hope it's the front cover of the PL Official DVD Season Review.
Just lol
Can you imagine?
BANTZ
I wouldn't bat an eyelid if that was kosher.
Well, I suppose they could go with Yaya Toure scoring a goal, but that doesn't really tell the story. Stevie G spreadeagled on the halfway line does it perfectly.