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Player Valuation: £150m
BBC: "Can you comment on the incident with Luis Suarez? Can you comment on what the world saw yesterday?"
Diego Lugano: "What incident? I don't know what incident you're talking about. I don't know what incident you're talking about. Are you talking about the Premier League or the national team? Have you got something against Luis?"
BBC: "Chiellini? Are you saying nothing happened?"
Lugano: "No. The pictures don't show anything. They show an approximation but nothing important."
BBC: "Why then has Fifa charged Luis Suarez?"
Lugano: "I don't know. As far as I know."
BBC: "Are British media to blame?"
Lugano: "No. Everybody knows the British media have an issue with Suarez. It must sell newspapers in England. Otherwise you wouldn't be here. Yesterday Uruguay played against Italy and Saturday it will play Colombia. I don't know what a British journalist is doing talking about Suarez. It must be popular with the British media. I don't see another explanation.
"But we're happy with yesterday's win. You don't look that happy with Uruguay's victory but, well, now comes the hardest part which is facing what I believe is the best team so far in the tournament. Colombia has scored a lot of goals and won easily."
It reads like a transcript of the Liverpool board room whenever someone may be held to account.
LFC:"don't know what incident you're talking about. they show an approximation but nothing important. have you got something against Luis?"
World: "Yes he bites headbutts and kicks people"
Lugano sounds like a Liverpool legend in the making...deny, deflect, whinge, deny, deflect, whinge. He'll be a hero for them.