Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
That's because he's been too busy being inducted in Hogwarts today....
He looks like the Pied Piper to me. Oi! Brenda! Where's yer rats lid?
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He looks like the Pied Piper to me. Oi! Brenda! Where's yer rats lid?
d34noj
Player Valuation: £40m
He obviously explained the nuances of a false number 9, playing up the bend, round the corner, backwards and upside down.
Then opened an envelope containing the name of this years world cup winner.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
That's because he's been too busy being inducted in Hogwarts today....
Easter Champions....get in there!!!!
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
It was presented by Pulis.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Haha, everyone seems to forget that he has won absolutely nothing.
The man is an utter fraud and will get shown up big time next season.
Chang Elephant
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That scroll in Brenda's right hand was presented to him right up his anus by Pulis
Not services to comedy ?
Apologies or not the lad is one hell of a vile disgusting man when on the pitch and someone who also doesn't seem to grasp when they have done something wrong makes them a [Poor language removed] off the pitch as well. Tonight's apology is little more than a crappy little sound bite and his way of saying "I will be a good boy when I go to Barca". Its happened 3 times, it will happen again or something worse he will end a players career. He's acted like an animal and he should be treated like one and for me that means ban the scruffy buck toothed beaut for life. And for what its worth, any bellend Kopite knobhead who sees fit to defend the man has serious social issues. Its their desperation to love the dirty rat faced sod that sets them apart from anyone. Both suited for each other I guess.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
It's slowly dawning on the kopites that the apology isn't spontaneous and it forms part of his move to Barca.
The fume is starting to build, expect shirt burning by Weds
The fume is starting to build, expect shirt burning by Weds
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
No, he loves them, they rehabilitated him and made him the person he is today, he's deffo staying for the next ten years then will join their coaching staff........well until he signs for Barca anyway........
ScouseBlueBoy
Player Valuation: £15m
I can image that scene from 'As Good As It Gets' with Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt at the restaurant table, except Jack is Brendan and Helen is Luis - especially the bit where Jack says "You make me want to be a better man".
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
It is going to be sweet watching those dickheads trade in their Garra Churra Posters for judas posters.
It's the absolute slap bang as a side they will be without Suaez I'm looking forward to!
Another false dawn comes and gos!
I don't think Rodgers has ability in the transfer market to mitigate his loss! Enjoy the CL while you can!
Another false dawn comes and gos!
I don't think Rodgers has ability in the transfer market to mitigate his loss! Enjoy the CL while you can!
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