Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
They won it last season didn't they, they were wearing t shirts proclaiming the fact and everything.
The whole country, the whole world even, will be devastated at this news, we were all rooting for them, what with them being everybodys 2nd favourite team and all that.
No they did win it don't you remember? They just do this thing where they pretend that when they're playing rubbish its not them. So when they were going to win the league last season, yeah that was Liverpool. Last few games and the first half of this season? No that wasn't Liverpool, that's not Brendan's 'group' therefore it doesn't matter, didn't happen to them, let's not mention, in fact let's pretend it wasn't really us. Now they're all a bit confused not quite sure why they are out of the champions league and have no hope for the title as they've been playing brilliant football since April all the way until now (minus that bit they forgot about like). That's why Brendan is coming out with all this rubbish about how they'd win the champions league if they were still in it.
The best bit about last season wasn't even watching them fail in the most hilarious manner after bigging themselves up massively. It was seeing the entire footballing nation rejoice at their literal slip up putting to bed one of those classic myths they like to propagate about how everyone apart from United and Everton fans secretly have Liverpool as a second team as though they are some sort of beacon for the old working class fan against the horrors of modern football. The reality was you saw fans of Aston Villa and West Ham gladly willing their team to throw their game against City to ensure Liverpool didn't win it. An entire nation was getting behind a petro dollar fuelled virtually cheating team who had come from nowhere on the back of billions of pounds because even they were more palatable to your average punter than the thought of Liverpool winning it. The kopite dominated media thought all their Christmases had come at once and absolutely rammed it down the throats of the population, only for the majority to be able to have the last laugh having to red their snivelling weeping coverage of the final failure. I honestly thought it would never get better than Macheda's last minute goal when they thought they were winning the league in 08/09, but last year really was as perfect as it will ever get. No one could have written it better and they deserved every single moment of final pain for all their months of smug self righteous premature gloating.