Im such a bitter blue I thought id go over and see what the loveable reds were saying after last night and what they were expecting on Sunday. While a lot of them gave the usual "we will do them" etc which is exactly the same sort of stuff we would say. Fair play
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Reply #13313 on: Today at 11:42:46 AM »
Quote from: Hightown on Yesterday at 11:00:36 PM
Why so much anger?
Having to deal with some of the bitterest blues about on a regular basis I love when we put you back in your box for another year, whilst you grumble about referees and points gained after Christmas vs net spend.
Your smalltime fanbase is completely obsessed with us, in fact i'd go as far as to say that nowadays you are literally defined by us. Everything about Everton FC in the 21st century stems back to Liverpool FC. Everything has us in mind, every opinion, every result, every signing.
You'll be made up with your latest United reject coz it'll [Poor language removed] the redshite, if they're not from United the first topic of discussion is explaining how he's better than the Redshite's equivalent, you'll be made up with the latest United win coz it'll [Poor language removed] the redshites, your lot will cling to any narrative they can as long as it goes against the Redshite. Celebrating other teams scoring at Goodison because it means the [Poor language removed] won't win the league. Singing United songs in pubs because they hate the Redshite. Singing about Liverpool every match you play. Calling a referee or linesman "a kopite" because he gives a decision against yous, even when we're not playing.
The friendly derby narrative is a load of [Poor language removed], and you know it is as your lot will be itching for the first whistle to blow next week so they can start chanting about Heysel again, and telling us about those mystical European Cups you would have won.
I hope we batter Everton 7-0 and send them into a downward spiral that results in them getting relegated by Tranmere into the Evo Stik. This is your one of your 2 weeks of the year where your club is actually relevant, enjoy it.