Duncan Disordely
Player Valuation: £35m
I didn't want to buy 1 of their products but in the interests of the Forum I couldn't resist, I reckon they are gonna taste like popcorn, tempted to open it to see if there is some badly drawn boy on the card. But I might laminate it tbh and put it in the Everton museum.
It'll seem like the greatest sweet ever before you bite into it, slowly as you chew it'll get worse and worse, leave a bad taste in your mouth, finally you'll realize its mediocrity and leave you dreaming that the next sweet will be "the one"