bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Lol'd at Smellwood.
Who in their right mind would wear Converse at his age FFS?

Lol'd at Smellwood.
Who in their right mind would wear Converse at his age FFS?
Lol'd at Smellwood.
Who in their right mind would wear Converse at his age FFS?
"We're gonna play dat rock starrrr fussball lad...weev got dat Klopp lad...I cant believe we got dat Klopp lad...all udder clubs are envyuss of uz lad"
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The Spurs pre-match thread is good for a laugh.
Apparently we still wear flares & have mullets.
They are getting increasingly vicious at people telling them they don't care that they've got Klopp. For the sake of a few days he has given them the feeling they matter again, and they are important. As usual with them it's not built on any feelings of love, or any achievement (they long since gave up on winning anything meaningful) but on gloating and annoying those around them.
They genuinely believe the world has stopped turning and they whole footballing world is focussed upon them. Being mocked by them is one thing. I have been hounded by them when they won FA Cups, leagues and European cups.
Having them mock me for because they've signed someone who won the third/4th best league in Europe at the time, when they league strengthened fell away to the point where they were relegation candidates once the league strengthened is as bewildering as it is funny. The world is completely not bothered about them and their achievement of appointing a manager.
It really has got to the point where I don't hate them anymore. I don't fear them, it is just pity. I wonder if this is what it was like for them with us in the 90's?
They are getting increasingly vicious at people telling them they don't care that they've got Klopp. For the sake of a few days he has given them the feeling they matter again, and they are important. As usual with them it's not built on any feelings of love, or any achievement (they long since gave up on winning anything meaningful) but on gloating and annoying those around them.
They genuinely believe the world has stopped turning and they whole footballing world is focussed upon them. Being mocked by them is one thing. I have been hounded by them when they won FA Cups, leagues and European cups.
Having them mock me for because they've signed someone who won the third/4th best league in Europe at the time, when they league strengthened fell away to the point where they were relegation candidates once the league strengthened is as bewildering as it is funny. The world is completely not bothered about them and their achievement of appointing a manager.
It really has got to the point where I don't hate them anymore. I don't fear them, it is just pity. I wonder if this is what it was like for them with us in the 90's?
I think the Gerrard/Carragher combo really helped them so much over such a long period of time the shock of having no real "icon" or decent local player in their squad has really let the air out of their balloon.
Soon it will hit home that we have Ross Barkley and several other local lads on the conveyor belt who are highly rated + supplemented by truly top notch potential in Stones,Lukaku,Deulofeu and all the others in the 18-25 age bracket.
Our squad has an enormous amount of potential....and they have Klopp.
The reality of the change in dynamic is whats driving them mad.
Imagine all those years of watching Gerrard for England and now seeing Barkley....
I said it all last week: if they'd got Ancelotti that would be a concern - the feller is proven quality and a success in different leagues; this Klopp appointment surprised me, but essentially it's a circus sideshow. The feller might be a success - far likelier though is he'll struggle. I'm very dubious of his final season at Dortmund and the fact he has zero experience outside the Bundesliga. No one can detract from his two titles there, but it really isn't the level of competition of the PL.
He's bound to be more successful if given time and cash than Rodgers, but that's a very low bar that even Kenny Napoleon Bonaparte Dalglish achieved prior to Rodgers.
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All this grinning, in days gone by the 1 that walked around grinning all the time was regarded to be the Village Idiot.
How long before the photoshop guys that used to do the Brendan Wreath Laying stuff have Klopp shopped into various circumstances of misfortune with that grin on his face.
*when it starts to happen remember who's idea it was.
Well yes. A lot of Kopites I speak seem to saying they'd have preferred Klopp because "he's nuts" compared to Ancelotti and they can "build a cult of the manager". What sort of human wants to build a cult in the first place I don't know. Aside from that, cult heroes are not anointed they become organically from winning things. I hate Shankley but it's hard to begrudge his role as a cult leader. You can't create that aura though it is hard earned. A pair of converse a wacky hair transplant and a pair of converse certainly can't.
What this whole episode shows though is just how low Liverpool has sunk. They'd rather win arguments amongst international "fans" on twitter than win trophies. They've become the sort of people who go "I'm mental I am" when you know they are boring and dull. They are the annoying attention seeking kid nobody likes at school who has convinced themselves is popular and only bullies dislike.
Ferguson summed them up best when he said they turned up to Wembley in stupid white suits while Manchester United went home with the trophy. This Klopp appointment seems to be a bit like that. They could have had a successful, world class manager like Ancelotti but ultimately he is just too boring for them. The man has too much dignity, self respect and decency to ever fit in there.
They don't want to win. They want to play out their own therapy about not being relevant anymore. I think for a lot of them they enjoyed not winning the league and all the drama more than most fans enjoy winning the thing as it fills their need for attention. When they start eulogising about that season where they won nothing most of it seems to centre around "how everyone feared us". "How we won everyone's respect." "How the bitters cried when we beat them 4-0". "How the Mancs were in pain when we beat them". One of them was even going on about how they were "the best team in Europe and the talk of the continent". I couldn't face it to tell him that they finished below a side that got knocked out of the group stage of the champions league. The truth is really just too painful for most of them.
What got me though was that very little of their enjoyment of the season was about nearly winning the league. It was about how they could basically mock others around them. Most Evertonians don't remember winning the Cup in 95, or the league in 87 by remembering how we got to humiliate and tease rival fans.
The Klopp appointment basically plays into that dialectic perfectly. They just want people to notice them again. They could have had a winner but they'd rather have a "mental character" who'll make them laugh. It's sad how far they've fallen.
Seen this yesterday. I honestly think the feller might end up cracking up. He's already made comments about not expecting the attention he has had. Obviously, that's down to the 'mejia' a fair bit, but this sort of thing, along with the pics of him having a pint in town etc, show the feller just likes to live a normal life and be out and about as much as possible. He'd have more chance of that in London. On Merseyside however, that cult will have him tearing his hair out and becoming a recluse by xmas.
He was apparently house hunting in Formby when that pic was taken. He seems a very down to earth guy, as that's not one of the areas (of Formby) you'd be expecting him to look for a house in. he's gonna be shocked when the kopites treat him like a demigod rather than the down to earth feller he is.