I was sleeping with a girl earlier this week and turned her around to *whistles*, to see she had a liverpool tattoo on her back. So i got up and she said "where are you going?" "to turn the light off", i said. She didn't ask why; it was still too bright because of the lamposts outside so i decided to stare at the wall instead for the full 3 unsatisfying minutes.
I've been making up excuses since and telling her i'm not a guy who has one night stands. She was talking earlier about putting her RS top on getting ready for the game ... i think right now is the perfect time to let her know it was a one night stand and that i'm a horrible human being!