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Player Valuation: £10m
They're parked outside in a white van, filming me and I'm certain they've bugged my home. So I'll make this really quick:
FACTS ABOUT THE CULT OF LIBERPEWL FOOTBALLCLUB:
· The German government refuses to recognize LFC as a club. The organization has officially been labelled an ‘abusive business masquerading as a club.’ – Source
· Wikipedia has banned LFC from editing any of its articles. It is a punishment for repeated and deceptive editing of articles related to the controversial cult. – Source
· The Cult Awareness Network listed LFC as the #1 most dangerous cult. LFC sued them into bankruptcy and now owns the New Cult Awareness Network – Source
· LFC runs a child labor camp in Australia. – Source
· LFC has a compound in California called Gold Base that is guarded by snipers and armed gate guards. It houses a prison that practices torture, and a paramilitary training school. – Source
· There is an LFC drug rehab program called “Narconon”. It uses saunas, vitamins, minerals and oils to tackle the effects of drug addiction, but critics say it’s “medically unsafe” “quackery” & “medical fraud.” – Source
· In 1993, upon learning that they were to play a show at Anfield Stadium, the band Tool was opposed to performing. They played, but Maynard, the lead singer, spent most of the show baa-ing like a sheep at the audience. – Source
· The LFC supporters club routinely gives its members “security checks” to determine if they’ve been unfaithful to the club. The “Security Check Children,” is a 99 question interrogation, given to children of ages 6-12. –Source
· To join the high ranks of LFC you have to sign a Billion Year Contract. – Source
Please share as much as possible.
If I don't post in the future, know that they've got to me first.
Godspeed.
FACTS ABOUT THE CULT OF LIBERPEWL FOOTBALLCLUB:
· The German government refuses to recognize LFC as a club. The organization has officially been labelled an ‘abusive business masquerading as a club.’ – Source
· Wikipedia has banned LFC from editing any of its articles. It is a punishment for repeated and deceptive editing of articles related to the controversial cult. – Source
· The Cult Awareness Network listed LFC as the #1 most dangerous cult. LFC sued them into bankruptcy and now owns the New Cult Awareness Network – Source
· LFC runs a child labor camp in Australia. – Source
· LFC has a compound in California called Gold Base that is guarded by snipers and armed gate guards. It houses a prison that practices torture, and a paramilitary training school. – Source
· There is an LFC drug rehab program called “Narconon”. It uses saunas, vitamins, minerals and oils to tackle the effects of drug addiction, but critics say it’s “medically unsafe” “quackery” & “medical fraud.” – Source
· In 1993, upon learning that they were to play a show at Anfield Stadium, the band Tool was opposed to performing. They played, but Maynard, the lead singer, spent most of the show baa-ing like a sheep at the audience. – Source
· The LFC supporters club routinely gives its members “security checks” to determine if they’ve been unfaithful to the club. The “Security Check Children,” is a 99 question interrogation, given to children of ages 6-12. –Source
· To join the high ranks of LFC you have to sign a Billion Year Contract. – Source
Please share as much as possible.
If I don't post in the future, know that they've got to me first.
Godspeed.