This Usmanov news is going to be the cause of a lot of blubbering and angry Kopites,
I am going to really enjoy this.
They're in denial, we're all just getting carried away as there's nothing whatsoever to say Usmanov is interested in us.
This is despite his best mate and business partner saying in the last 36 hours that they do everything together (as we already knew) and Usmanov giving us £75 million for a training ground sponsorship which is only 2 other premiership clubs have.