Don't Be Miserable this morning, play Spot The Kopite:
Score:
1 point if your work colleague is unusually chirpy, suddenly brings up his Kopiteism, mentions last night in glowing/gloating terms (i.e. looking for a punch in the face - ok not so many points but you do get to deck him)
3 points if he (ok, she as well) has come in wearing a RS scarf (half-and-half scarves worth an extra 2 points)
5 points if he is sporting his Five-Times tattoo (double points if it's not on his calf), score an extra 20 points if he points to it and says there's room for another star there lad...
10 points if he is wearing a RS top
30 points if he's wearing the full regalia, poly jacket (£58), shirt, scarf (decked over desk), Klopp beard (slowly developing)
100 points if he's doing all that and he's in your Blue face and behaving like he's attacking a Blue team bus.