2022/23 Ellis Simms

[Nymzee]

This is true but often we were picking people who were big and couldn't finish.

I'm glad there's more to this sport than that.

 

[badloaf]

This is true but often we were picking people who were big and couldn't finish.

We’ve picked plenty of people who were little and couldn’t finish too. Like the French diddyman we’ve got now, and the Spanish one before him,

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

We’ve picked plenty of people who were little and couldn’t finish too. Like the French diddyman we’ve got now, and the Spanish one before him,

We don't discriminate. It doesn't matter what size, we have a history of signing non-scoring strikers. It's a miracle we didn't sign Dugarry, Heskey, or Jason 'pineapple-head' Lee when they were available.

 

[badloaf]

We don't discriminate. It doesn't matter what size, we have a history of signing non-scoring strikers. It's a miracle we didn't sign Dugarry, Heskey, or Jason 'pineapple-head' Lee when they were available.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out we’ve had the lowest forwards to goals ratio* of any Premiership team since ‘92. Lukaku was a total anomaly. I’m sure some people slagged him off simply because they were confused by one of our strikers getting so many goals (and yes, I know he was pants against the sh1te).

*No doubt someone will leap in to quote actual stats but it feels that way, whatever the case.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Simmsy. Top boy.

The Simmsmeister.

 

[witchdoc187]

Simmsy. Top boy.

The Simmsmeister.

Messimms

 

[gonetomorrow]

Messimms

Muhhummissmmsy. Top type.
Uh-huffullah.

 

[twoblue]

We don't discriminate. It doesn't matter what size, we have a history of signing non-scoring strikers. It's a miracle we didn't sign Dugarry, Heskey, or Jason 'pineapple-head' Lee when they were available.

Dugarry was incredible in short premier cameo

 

[witchdoc187]

Dugarry was incredible in short premier cameo

not sure incredible is the right word. Think he only scored about 5 goals.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Dugarry was incredible in short premier cameo

You could say the same about Lacina Traore...

 

[Goodisongang]

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out we’ve had the lowest forwards to goals ratio* of any Premiership team since ‘92. Lukaku was a total anomaly. I’m sure some people slagged him off simply because they were confused by one of our strikers getting so many goals (and yes, I know he was pants against the sh1te).

*No doubt someone will leap in to quote actual stats but it feels that way, whatever the case.

Even then was he that bad against the [Poor language removed]?

Sure he got 3/4 goals against them which baring Cahill could be the highest from anyone premiership era

 

[Nyhus]

Even then was he that bad against the [Poor language removed]?

Sure he got 3/4 goals against them which baring Cahill could be the highest from anyone premiership era

He wasnt, he scored something like 3 goals against them over 7 games in the prem.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Seems like he'll be starting against Spurs, so let's all get behind him. Can't see Lewin being thrown back in even after they've given him weeks of additional time to sort himself out.

 

[twoblue]

not sure incredible is the right word. Think he only scored about 5 goals.

Meant more of his touch and flair. Saw him life a couple of time was the best player on the pitch.

 

[Amokachi1995]

You could say the same about Lacina Traore...

Old Lacina had elite level Goals per Minute ratio.