*Eminem - Marshall Mathers LP 2*

[carlos21]

bloods or crips though chums hmmm

bloods or crips ???

afternoon tony how are you today weekend plans.

 

[Pat's Van]

afternoon tony how are you today weekend plans.

hiya carlos, am good mate, bit busy the weekend mate lots of work to do, might get to do a bit of swimming though

how's you mate ???

 

[carlos21]

hiya carlos, am good mate, bit busy the weekend mate lots of work to do, might get to do a bit of swimming though

how's you mate ???

I am good which baths you too.

 

[Pat's Van]

I am good which baths you too.

Everton Park matey, Wavertree sometimes too

 

[carlos21]

Everton Park matey, Wavertree sometimes too

very nice have fun don't get too wet hahaha.

 

[EFC David]

Has Mick put the video on yet?

 

[ricardobee]

It was a Tuesday morning, that much I can remember
Early autumn time, maybe September
Had me brekky so went up to the sh*tter
Had a nosey at Facebook and twitter
Saw that the rels had all gone to Blackpool
Without me! That's not very tactful
My bro and his wife and their lovely wee daughter
My chin hit the ground I was totally mortar-
Fied! They know there's no show without punch
Gonna head over to their house tomorrow, after lunch
Take their little kid and stick her in my escort
Head to the motorway, drive up through Prescot


Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece






I'm gonna do it, yeah, I'm gonna risk it
All they do is feed her lemo and biscuits
We can go on the big one, the pier and the tower
Sneaky game of bingo if there's a shower
A quick bite to eat, ill feed her hunters chicken
She knows she eat right with her fav uncle Mick M
Wait for the evening and see the luminations
That'll show my stupid relations


Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece




*breakdown bit, Tammy winnets "crazy"^






Chorus


Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece
Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police
Whoop whoop cos I'm kidnapping my niece


*repeat to fade^

 

[Bungle]

Has Mick put the video on yet?

He's banned mate

 

[ilikecheese]

He's banned mate

Nooooooooooooooo!

 

[ricardobee]

Dammit, I always get to these threads too late

 

[Goat]

He's banned mate

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bluemangroup]

Dammit, I always get to these threads too late

Sterling effort no matter the time.

 

[bluemangroup]

So he's finally banned, poor rapper murph,
A man with no plan who's been rapping since birth.
He's an oddball i think we all can admit,
But he rapped and we clapped at what he could spit.
Slightly unhinged with the love for his niece,
Now he's gone hopefully we'll get some peace.
But think on about what we have lost,
And remember this banning has come at a cost.
Yes it is quiet, but isn't that bad?
What keeps the place going is guys who are mad.
I guess for good reason he had to be let go,
But I for one already miss the Mick show.

 

[carlos21]

So he's finally banned, poor rapper murph,
A man with no plan who's been rapping since birth.
He's an oddball i think we all can admit,
But he rapped and we clapped at what he could spit.
Slightly unhinged with the love for his niece,
Now he's gone hopefully we'll get some peace.
But think on about what we have lost,
And remember this banning has come at a cost.
Yes it is quiet, but isn't that bad?
What keeps the place going is guys who are mad.
I guess for good reason he had to be let go,
But I for one already miss the Mick show.

evening jay how are you tonight/

 

[bluemangroup]

evening jay how are you tonight/

Alright mate. I'm well. How are you? Still cold?