Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
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"You do realise that you'll be getting some more bullets in the post if mine or Sturridge's hammy pings tomorrow Royston"
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"You do realise that you'll be getting some more bullets in the post if mine or Sturridge's hammy pings tomorrow Royston"
"Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean Steven isn't out to get me"
Germany manager Joachim Low. Speaking ahead of his team's friendly with England on Tuesday, Low adds: "Looking in from the outside, [Steven] Gerrard, [Frank] Lampard and [Wayne] Rooney are players of elite calibre with a wealth of experience behind them.
"Andros Townsend is very quick and dynamic, and they have impressive wide players. So England have nothing to fear in that department. England have been and always will be one of the big footballing nations, if you ask me."
I so want to see what happens next there
I think the cat attacks him
The dog looks a bit soft, it has to be said.
That Low quote is superb German popcorn.
He's done well there.
He wouldn't pick a single one of those players for Germany if he could. Why would he?!
BASTARDS. GOOD FOOTBALLING BASTARDS.
I reckon Rooney would get in up front.