Bit of a flirt - had so much anal sex that they need to change their underwear every time they sneeze.
Other half laughed at this as I read it out to her as she calls me that but I've only sharted once in my life, in my mid twenties. Have a feeling that's going to change as I hit 50, my change of diet and with a colonoscopy coming up.
![Crying face :cry: 😢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f622.png)