carlos21
KING OF REP
Hi Charles.
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Euphemisms
- Thread starter notrevE5
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Hi Carlos. You good?
carlos21
KING OF REP
Yes I am good apart from the rain.
No rain here mate. For now. It won't be long...
carlos21
KING OF REP
It is lashing it down here.
Just looked out the window, it is here too!
Gotta drive home in it. Not fun on the motorway.
Not a euphemism but...
Thrombosis = Wanders around upsetting the whole bleeding system
I could give you one …
carlos21
KING OF REP
Nope crap.
I suffer from that euphemism.....
and met its cousin "it took my breath away" - pulmonary embolism....
I hope that's a joke
caught
Player Valuation: £30m
Bit of a flirt - had so much anal sex that they need to change their underwear every time they sneeze.
She's one of the lads - nobody wants to have sex with her but one of them will eventually
He's one of the girls - nobody wants to have sex with him and that will remain the case forever
He's alright when he's not drinking - half a Stella away from biting your nose off
He's a real dog lover - isn't allowed near schools
Charmer - gaslighting sex offender
She's stuck up - she doesn't want to have sex with me
Went to the university of life - went to Australia for three months between call centre jobs and got gonorrhoea
She's one of the lads - nobody wants to have sex with her but one of them will eventually
He's one of the girls - nobody wants to have sex with him and that will remain the case forever
He's alright when he's not drinking - half a Stella away from biting your nose off
He's a real dog lover - isn't allowed near schools
Charmer - gaslighting sex offender
She's stuck up - she doesn't want to have sex with me
Went to the university of life - went to Australia for three months between call centre jobs and got gonorrhoea
Unfortunately not - it got my attention, to say the least.I hope that's a joke
All good now, blood thinners and all.
