Euphemisms

[arch stanton]

She’s very friendly with people - surrrrrlllaaaggg

have you still got her number? Asking for a friend.

 

[Kurt.]

have you still got her number? Asking for a friend.

You’ll find her under the name ‘Yer mar’ in the phone book arch

 

[notrevE5]

wasn't a good father = neurotic child abuser and wife beater

 

[arch stanton]

when Mrs S says 'fine' = you're gonna get leathered if you go ahead with that!!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

when Mrs S says 'fine' = you're gonna get leathered if you go ahead with that!!!

You will try for that last rolo...

 

[arch stanton]

You will try for that last rolo...

trust me Reets, it can be applied to many situations, and I still do it just for the devilment of it

 

[peteblue]

You’re all a great bunch of lads = @rseholes……

 

[chrismpw]

Your call means a lot to us - you'll be waiting on the phone for hours because your time is free, but if we employed enough operatives to cope with the complaints that our terrible service generates it would cost us profits.

I'll look into that and phone you back - come on, we're a British company, we'll certainly not phone you back as part of our "grind you down" approach.

We will learn from these events - we made another collosal balls up and want to give the impression that we care and will not repeat it, when in reality you should have voted in people who were capable of not not making such a fundamentally poor and expensive mistake or having to learn on the job.

Oh boy I could spend so much time doing more of these!

 

[chrismpw]

Not been in a pizza hut for abaaar 20 yrs.
Be at least another 20 before I'll go in one again.

Is that you Andrew, formerly known as Prince?
No sweat, if not.

 

[anton66]

Haven’t got prem league experience - I hate young talent.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

"I get on okay with him"

Him ..is a bully nobody likes ,and I is petrified of him.

Just comes in and does his job....a total bore.

Mod = clique member............


Got ya

 

[Lobworm]

Life and soul of the party = hardcore swinger

 

[notrevE5]

"Cooking is not her thing", = couldn't boil an egg without flames and smoke seen coming from the kitchen

"Geography isn't their favourite subject" = can barely tell what continent they live on

 

[Micky_T]

Salt of the Earth : Milks the system for as many benefits as they can.

 

[goldfinchmule]

3 sticks short of a bundle = thick as a wrestlers neck.