Euphemisms

[Tipp blue]

Kopite: c¥nt.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Seemed a nice bloke,kept himself to himself=bodies buried in back garden.

 

[Goodison87]

Do anything for anyone, uploads a video of him actually doing it on social media for hearts, likes and shares.

 

[Del-boy]

Lovable rouge - scumbag.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Great thread = absolute drivel.

Best one of course, from the pages of Private Eye being ‘tired and emotional’ when someone is absolutely bladdered.

 

[notrevE5]

a good car salesman = lying, deceitful trickster who'll take all your money and laugh at it

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Bowling from the pavilion end = homosexual


"I figured he bowled from the pavilion end, so I wasn't surprised when he came out."

 

[arch stanton]

Great thread = absolute drivel.

Best one of course, from the pages of Private Eye being ‘tired and emotional’ when someone is absolutely bladdered.

ah yes, as tired and emotional as a newt.

 

[magicjuan]

He likes a laugh- absolute knobend
Centrist dog fondler- FB92

 

[arch stanton]

he's a livewire : mad as a box of frogs

 

[notrevE5]

eat an apple through a letterbox = massive frontal overbite

 

[Kurt.]

She’s very friendly with people - surrrrrlllaaaggg

 

[Dancing Pat]

‘He’s good with colours’ = homosexual

 

[Goodison87]

Has a way with people - pro gaslighter

 

[goldfinchmule]

See,s the good in everyone=potential scam/murder victim.