Ha this is true.
Man City at Arsenal last season:
Ticket: £62
Train: £80 ish.
Beer: London prices, say £25
Tube: £10
Programme: No
Atmosphere: Zero degrees Kelvin.
Half time pie: £7
Half time drink: Forbidden.
View of the pitch: Like trying to find your socks under the bed, and the carpet is covered in Lego.
Cost: Almost £250
Fun had: Like opening a bag of sweets, but then they turned out to taste like shi-t.
Everton at Lille this season:
Ticket: £25
Travel: £80 ish
Atmosphere: Electric + Everton
View of the pitch: Fantastic.
Half time croissant: 10 pence
Beer: Belgian and delicious
Memories: Plenty.
Total Cost: Worth it.